The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

A day in the life of little Magnus Bane

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
This is AU and Magnus is like...6-8 years old (you pick) also...this is the stupidest thing I have ever written...
MAGNUS POV
    I wake up in my bed which is abnormally hard. I moan and groan as I move around my hard bed. My mother comes into the room. "Honey....where's your mattress?" She asks. I stand up on the mattressless bed.
     "Oh.." I say, just noticing what was missing. "I don't know! Mom! Did you steal it?!" I ask.
      "Why would I steal your mattress when I have my own mattress darling?" She asks.
       "Maybe because you wanted a second one" I say accusingly as I narrow my eyes at her. "I don't know! Witch craft...going on here!" I say.
       "I'm not even going to get into this today... just please put on some clothes and get ready for school.." she says.
       "Fine!" I say and strut over to my closet.
       "Wait! Darling!" My mother says as she rushes over to me.
        "What?!" I ask annoyed at her.
        "I picked you a different outfit since you wear the same outfit every single day" she says.  I scoff.
        "Rude! What's the outfit mom?!" I ask.
         "It's a cute little shirt and jeans I thought you would-," I interrupt her.
           "WHO do you think I am?! I am forever a cupcake!Mom! I thought we went through this when you told me I had to wear a shirt and some jeans THE LAST TIME!" I say.
        "Honey I just think you should really-,"
        "NO, Mom" I say. "You can't boss me around!"
          "Please!"
           "Fine! Where is it?!" I ask in a whiny voice.
            "Behind you.." she says. I look behind me and see the absolute horror.
            "EW! Polka dots!" I throw the shirt right into my laundry basket. "NASTY!"
           "It's not like it's going to hurt you!"
             "Still...it's Nas-TY" I say.
            "Fine! Whatever Magnus, you put on your stupid ridiculous outfit and made fun of for the 50th time this week! And don't complain to me about it!" She says.
           "Mi Name, is not Magnus, IT'S CUPCAKE! I THOUGHT WE WENT THROUGH THIS!" I yell annoyed.
          "Stop...spitting...on my face!" She says.
        "Now, I have to change my clothes, so please get out...now!" I say. She sighs.
        "Why didn't I put you up for adoption?" She asks herself as she walks away. Too real? Sorry...
        "Yeah! Why didn't you put me up for adoption? Rude!" I say and put on my blue polo shirt and jeans with my amazingly fashionable cupcake hat. I put on the top sexy song. "Mhm. I'm ready for broadway, COME AT ME BOYS!" I say. I start dancing as if I were in a catwalk. "Mm.mm.mm Fierce fierce fierce fierce. Oh yes such a queen girl! SLAYYYYYY!"i wall out of my house.

Want a part two? This is the worst thing I've ever written...but idk....maybe it's a little funny?