The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

Ring Pop Ring

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
JACE POV
    I propose to clary a lot....but with a ring pop.
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     We're at the beach. I kneel down on one leg. "Will you do me the honor...of marrying me?" I ask. Clary blushes as she see's everyone staring. She grabs the ring pop and puts it in her mouth. I laugh and stand up.
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     "Will you do me the honor of marrying me?" I ask as she was on the couch.
      "Why of course!" She says. She kisses my cheek and takes the ring pop.
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      "Will you marry me?" I ask as we were watching a movie. She takes the ring pop.
      "Ok...but shut up" she says.
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      "Will you marry me?" I ask casually as I give her a ring pop.
       "Yup!" She says and grabs it.
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     "Will you marry me? I ask outside the castle of queen Elizabeth in London.
      "Sure" She says and grabs the ring pop.
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     I look at the box I usually keep my ring pops in when i propose to her. I'm going to propose again today at the beach. Except this time...it won't be a ring pop.
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     We were walking around the beach. I grab the box from my pocket. I was about to take it out when Clary starts laughing. I see her talking to some random guy. Clary laughs at what the guy is saying. They're just friends...you can propose to her later... I tell myself. I wait and wait and finally she comes back.  "Hey" Clary says.
      "Hey" I say. Maybe I'll just propose later. Tomorrow we're coming back here maybe then..
       "Is it ok if Sebastian hangs out with us tomorrow?" Clary asks.
       "Actually I wanted to be alone.." I say.
       "Yeah but...he's going back tomorrow.." she says. I sigh.
       "Ok.." I say.
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     Finally he was gone. I grabbed the box and pull it out. Clary was looking into the ocean. "I love you with all my heart...and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.....Will you marry me?" I ask as I kneel down. She turns to look at me. Yes was in her mouth. But then she saw the ring. Her eyes widen. She then throws an apple at my head. "Ow.......will you marry me?" I ask again.
      "Are you serious?! Don't play with my emotions Jace!" She says.
       "I'm serious...will you marry me...apple throwing freak?"I ask. Clary starts laughing. Then she tackles me into the ground with hugs and kisses. She then puts the ring on.
       "I love you" She says as she kisses me.
       "I love you too.." I say. "Apple throwing freak"
       "Ring pop man"