The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

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DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
CLARY POV
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  Dylan and I were in the same restaurant we were always in...wings...it was a bar type restaurant that had tv's and you could watch games through. Dylan always wanted to go there. "Hey Babe...I forgot my wallet....can you pay?" He asks. He always seems to 'forget his wallet' even though I know it's in his pocket. I slap a fifty on the table and sigh. I wish I had a guy who was romantic.
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     Eventually Dylan dumped me. Apparently I wasn't satisfying his 'manly needs'. But hey, Jokes on him, now he has chlamydia. I'm glad I didn't give him my innocence. A few months later Jace asked me on a date. So now I'm here. In this amazingly fancy Italian restaurant. He was so romantic. And he looked amazingly handsome in the beautiful lighting. I sigh at him. Then the waiter gives us the check. I grab It and start to take out my wallet. "Umm, Clary....what are you doing?" He asks.
      "Paying..." I say simply. Jace takes the bill away quickly.
       "I don't think so....Clary, I invited you here...I'm paying..." he says. I smile at him. Then he gasps quietly.
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This is finally the day that he was going to pay! Dylan was finally going to pay the bill. Maybe he would also be more Romantic! "Oh shit babe...I don't have enough money...can you pay for it?" He asks. I sigh and slap a 50 on the table. Nope, guess he's not gonna change...
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"Here...how much more do you need?" I ask as I grab my wallet again.
"Clary....Stop....I just....it's a lot cheaper than I thought it would be....you wanna go get ice cream?" He asks.
"Uh....sure.." I say. He pays and then we walk towards the ice cream shop. He gets mango, I get strawberry. Jace and i then walk to the park.
       "Clary....Did......did your ex make you pay for everything?" Jace asks. I look at him in shock.
        "Uh...yeah" I mumble.
       "Clary...i won't make you pay...ever....not if I invite you....it's just wrong to make you pay for something I invited you to..not that you can't pay..." Jace say. I smile at Jace. Then I look up at him.
          "Why did I waste so much time on Dylan?" I ask out loud. Jace eats the final piece of ice cream he had and throws it to the trash can. Then he grabs my waist and pulls me towards him.
         "I don't know" he says. As he touches my nose.  "You have some ice cream on your face" He laughs.
         "Where?" I ask.
         "Right here." He says. Then he kisses me. I throw my ice cream away and kiss him back. Someone clears their throat. I look behind me and-

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