The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

Pizza guy Love

DISCLAIMER:I OWN NOTHING

A/N: Ok, so this one was inspired by one I read a LONG time ago...so yeah, since it's been so long I don't remember who wrote this...anyways...that's it...bye!

CLARY POV
    I'm awkward ok! I'm the awkwardest girl in the universe! There is no girl that is more awkward than me...scratch that, there is no human more awkward than me, nope there is no animal more awkward than me....see even me clinging on to this subject too long is awkward! And me being awkward aperantly is VIP entertainment for my friends Izzy and Simon. Why do I think that? Because they're making me call in for pizza. It might seem small...but not for me. I go into another room and turn my back. Izzy and Simon can still hear me. The phone rings. Then someone answers. I have what I need to say barley recited in my head.
      "This is Dominos pizza. How may I help you?" The man asks.
        "Um, hi, Yeah I'd uh, like to order some pizza" angel I probably sound deaf. I had to almost yell to cover my friends laughs.
        "Ok, what's the address?" He asks. I say my address stammering throughout it. Izzy and Simons laugh had gone silent as they're laughing so hard they're red. I glare at them, my glare telling them to shut up. I read the paper that I had scribbled down of what they wanted.
        "I'd like two medium pizza's both pepperoni" I say.
          "Would you like breadsticks with sauce?" He asks. I roll my eyes at Izzy And Simon's red faces
           "Yeah" I say not even remembering what he had said.
             "Ok, your order will be there shortly" He says.
             "Thanks" I say, and before I can stop myself, "I love you" I blurt our.

Oh my god ....FML!

This is that situation...you know when you accidentally call your teacher mom....wait that never happened to you... see I am awkward. For some reason I keep the phone to my ear instead of hanging up.
       "I love you too" He says. My eyes widen. "But this doesn't mean you get a discount" he says.
       "Oh my god" I say.
"Have a nice day my love" He says.
"Uh, umm,uh, y-you t-too" I stammer shocked. Izzy and Simon look at me. Their eyes yelling WHAT HAPPENED?  I hang up and look at them. "Sooooo...I just professed my love to the pizza guy" I say casually.
         "OMG" Izzy says.
         "Wait...what?" Simon asks laughing.
          "Then he said he loved me back....and no I didn't get a discount" I say.
            "Hey! It works" She says. I roll my eyes.
$&$&$&$&
     I was happy to see a woman deliver the pizzas. I open the boxes and see a note on the pizza.

Hey!
So,I'm your new eternal Love! Anyways, I just wanted to tell you that it's ok you confessed your undying love to me. I don't get confessions like that. (Usually just annoyed hungry assholes who want pizza)

Also....you should adorable when your flustered.

With love,
Your eternal love

P.S: My name is Jace
P.P.S: come find me sometime

"What is it?" Izzy asks
"They uh....they delivered sausage instead of Pepperoni" I say. "I'm gonna go and complain...it's only a few streets up" I say.
    "Ok then...you do that...me and Si will just watch star wars"
      "Ok...bye" I say and stand up. I stop and grab a pen. He wrote his number in the back of the paper, and I don't want to forget his number, because he sounded hot. I put the paper in my pocket and start running towards Domino's. Maybe I can catch him before his shift ends. I run up the street. What am I going to say? I'll just ask for some mozzarella sticks. What the fuck am I doing?. I walk inside. I see a blonde boy who looks my age. His name tag says Jace. My heart pounds in my chest.
        "Welcome to Domino's pizza how may I help you?" He asks. Will he recognize my voice? He was so hot....like extremely hot. Like really really hot and handsome and......amazing. Is he even human?
        "Uh, um, I um....I -I, can I please have some Mozzarella sticks" I say. He smiles.
         "Sure thing" He says. He leans in to my ear. "Lover" he whispers. I flush and cover my face with my hands.
         "Oh my god" I say. "How did you know it was me?" I ask.
           "Because you looked as flustered as I pictured you." He grins.
            "Angel" I mumble.
           "Do you really want the mozzarella sticks?" He asks.
             "Why not?" I ask. He grins.
            "They'll be ready in a few minutes" he says. "I meant what I said...it's not a big deal" Jace says.
            "I am so embarrassed" I say.
            "Don't be....I think it was cute....and well, I said it back didn't I?" Jace smirks. I groan and close my eyes.
             "I'm Clary by the way" I say.
              "Your ok Clary" He says.
              "I'm so awkward" I say opening my eyes.
              "You wanna go out sometime?" He says surprising me.
               "What?" I gasp.
                 "Well, I think you're cute....and we've already said we loved each other sooo" Jace trails off.
                     "Coffee?" I ask.
                     "Sure"
                     "Ok....see you at Starbucks at..."
                     "Eight?" He asks. I smile.
                    "Eight" I say.
                    "Goodbye lover" Jace says.
                  "Goodbye pizza guy love" I say and walk out. And for once in my life, I feel more normal and less awkward.