The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

Flirting?

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
CLARY POV
     I work at Walmart. It was very late and we were about to close. "Have a good day Mrs.Dorothea" I tell my neighbor who claims to be a witch.
      "Goodnight, May the energy of the good be with you" She says then leaves with her black cat. According to her, black cats are actually lucky. I sigh as the last costumer comes up to me. I look up and see a blonde boy who is probably my age with tan skin.
       "How's your day been sir?" I ask. We're supposed to say that to every single customer. You don't believe the amount of people who rant to me about their day.
       "Fi -." He gets interrupted by a slam. I look beside him and see a tall blonde girl with light blue eyes. She was gorgeous...and apparently flawless...
          "Excuse me....who do you think you are?!" She asks. I keep scanning the items, except I go closer.
           "Umm, I think I'm one of Walmart's cashier..." I say simply. The blonde boy laughs quietly.
            "Shut up!" She snaps and hits him...rather hard actually, but he doesn't even wince. "Listen you Christmas elf looking bitch! I want to speak with your manager!" She says.
           "May I ask why?" I ask.
            "Oh please!" She whines. "Do you think I'm an idiot! You were flirting with MY boyfriend!" She says signaling to the boy next to her. I stop scanning the items and look straight at her.
             "Flirting?" I ask.
            "Yes flirting!" She says. I look at the boy he looks embarrassed.
             "Kaelie, Shut up, let's just go" he hisses.
            "No!" Kaelie says. Then Magnus comes up to us.
              "Is there a problem?" He asks.
              "Are you the manager?" Kaelie asks as she keeps hushing the boy.
                "Yes" Magnus says.
                 "I demand she be fired!" Kaelie says.
                 "Fired?! Kaelie...Stop making a scene and let's go" The boy says.
                  "No jace!" She says.
                  "Why should she be fired?" Magnus asks.
                  "Because this slut was flirting with MY boyfriend!" She whines. Magnus turns to look at me slowly as he grins.
                   "I wasn't flirting.....I just asked how his day was..." I mumble embarrassed. Is that called flirting now? Magnus Facepalms himself.
            "Ok, listen, 'how is your day sir?' Is hardly flirting...it is also protocol...she has been saying it to every single customer who comes in here, boy,girl,Man,woman, human, alien, she has not discriminated against anyone, so what? Has she been flirting all day?" Magnus asks. "And Listen...if you don't want to talk to her...just say fine..." Magnus explains.  "I think you owe my employee an apology..." Magnus says. I was flushed. Magnus would just let it go..but he loves seeing me go red.
       "Ugh, yeah right!" Kaelie says.
       "Thank you" the boy says as he finishes paying and grabs all the bags. He then looks at my name tag. "Clary?" He asks. I nod. "Anyways, thank you for finally giving me a reason to dump her..." he says. He turns to Kaelie. "If you haven't noticed....you have been dumped....find a way to get home..." The boy says. Me and Magnus try to contain our laughs. "And you...call me...You're cute when you're nervous and when you blush..." he says. He hands me a piece of paper he had been writing on earlier. Then Magnus just kept on laughing. He turned to Kaelie.
      "Store's closing in five minutes" Magnus says.