Ok so... I was once saying corn...and I said it like 50 times. So then when I said it again I accidentally said porn...my sister was with me. So then she asks.
Sister:what's a porn?
Me:DON'T SAY THAT!
Sister: Why?
Me: just don't say it!
Sister:I'm gonna go ask mom...
Me: NO!!!! It's a bad word ok...very very bad word...that you should never say
Sister: ok...
Fast forward to now
She kept asking me about the bigger than the shoe thing. So to shut her up I quickly mouthed it. She said.
Sister: what? It looked like you said Alec.....Alec is a porn
Me: what?!
Sister: Clary is a porn
Me:what?!
Sister:Jace is also a porn.
Sister: what would you do if Izzy's face got stuck in a porn?
Sister: imagine if all the Shadowhunters ships got into the magic school bus and just plopped into a porn
Sister: what if Jace had to kill Clary...or kiss porn
Sister: what if all the people in the world had to bite off a piece of porn and eat it?
I have never facepalmed myself so hard...what am I supposed to do?!
Moral of the story...never say corn....EVER!
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The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)
RandomHey people....so these are one shots of Jace and Simon going on adventures (Sizzy and Clace NO JIMON!!!!)
