The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

Truth or dare with parents part four improv

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING

JACE POV

   "Jace, truth or dare" Alec says.
   "Dare" I say.
    "I dare you to name all your girlfriends" He says. Shit, wait, no shit. I clear my throat.
     "Clary" i say and hug her.
      "That's Not what I meant" Alec says.
      "Mmm, i know" I say nuzzling into clary's neck. "Truth or dare glitters?" I ask. Magnus rolls his eyes.
      "Dare because why not" he says. I grin.
     "I dare you to tell Alec all the people you've dated" I say.
      "Already have"He says. I roll my eyes. "Truth or dare Jocelyn" he says probably trying to get the parents more involved.
       "Truth," She says.
        "Have you ever flashed someone?" Magnus asks. Clary blushes and puts her face on my chest.
         "Uh maybe" she mumbles making everyone laugh. "Maryse,truth or dare"
          "Tr-d-, oh I Don't know, truth" She says.
          "Why did you break up with your last boyfriend?"
            "Oh, Angel, I caught him cheating on me" Maryse says. "With a man" she says. We all laugh. She rolls her eyes. "Clarissa" she says. "Truth or dare"
            "I-Uh- Dare?" She asks.
             "I dare you to Beg and plead the person to your right not to leave you for that other boy or girl. Weeping, gnashing of teeth, and wailing is encouraged" Maryse says.
              "Oh god." She whispers.Clary takes a deep breath. She gets up from my lap and sits on my right. She grabs Luke's hand and shakes it. "DON'T LEAVE ME FOR MY MOTHER,SHE CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE FOR, I LOVE YOU AND I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU.....DON'T LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE!" She yells shaking Luke from side to side. "I am never doing that again" she says.
        "You mean never shaking a teddybear or never confessing your love to Luke?" Simon asks.
       "Both" She says. She sits on my lap again.
      "Mom, truth or dare?" She asks.
      "Dare" She says.
      "I dare you to kiss the person on your right." She says. Jocelyn looks to her right and rolls her eyes. She grabs Maryse's cheeks and kisses her. Maryse The teletubbie's eyes widen.
         "Ok, Izzy truth or dare?" Jocelyn asks
          "Um, truth" She says.
          "What is the most embarrassing nickname you have ever had?"
           "Sugar boom boom" Izzy mumbles which makes us all laugh. "No more questions" Izzy says. "Alec truth or dare"
           "Truth"
            "What is the most embarrassing nickname you have ever had?" Izzy says. Alec blushes.
            "Cuddle bear" he mumbles. We all laugh. "Simon truth or dare?" He asks.
             "Uh Dare" He says
             "Make an improve scene with someone of your choosing, in the end you have to get slapped." Alec says. Simon sighs.
           "Clary" he says. He kisses Izzy and stands up. Clary rolls her eyes and gets up from my lap.
         "How could you?" Clary asks.
          "What?" Simon asks.
           "How dare you cheat on me?!!!"
          "I didn't cheat on you"
            "I saw you kiss that girl right there" clary exclaims pointing to Izzy.
            "I didn't know we where starting?"
            "Oh really, well then here is a very clear notice, DON't ever call me again" Claey says. Then she slaps Simon and walks back to my lap. Simon touches his swollen cheek.
           "Ow, ok Fray I get it, I won't call you again" he says and sits next to Izzy. Izzy puts an Iratze on him.