Remus: We each have a question from the name stealer himself, Remy! Remy_Coffe_Sanders
Virgil: I mean it's not exactly the same but-
Remus: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Virgil: *puts hands up defenselessly* O-okay what is it?
Remus: Well Virgil, yours says Virgil, babes. Are you and Remus Dating now sis?
Remus: Well, I mean if he wants to
Virgil: Of course I want to you trash rat!
Remus: Wait really!?
Virgil: *blushing* Well yeah, why else do you think I always kiss you back whenever you kiss or make out with me?
Remus: I don't know! I just thought that was something we casually do!? I never knew you were actually attracted to me!?
Virgil: Well now you know
Remus: So is that a yes then?
Virgil: *hugs Remus* Of course Octi!
Remus: *hugs back and kisses Virgil*
Virgil: *kisses back*
Janus: Not to ruin this disgustingly wholesome moment, but Remus your question says Remus, do you like like Virgil babes?
Remus: I don't just "like like" Virgil
Remus: I adore him!
Remus: And I always have ever since we first met!
Virgil: *blushing* The feelings mutual
Remus: *kisses Virgil's cheek* Alright Jan, your question says Janus, who do you like like?
Janus: *looks the other way* Bold of you to assume I like like someone or even have a crush...
Remus: Bullshit!
Virgil: Okay, that is like the biggest lie I've ever heard come out of your mouth
Virgil: Like ever
Remus: Patton and Janus sitting in a tree~
Janus *gritting his teeth* Remus
Remus: F-U-C-K-I-N-G!
Janus: *blushing* Remus, shut the fuck up or I'll beat you with the cane!
Remus: *cackling* Sorry MOM
Janus: And to answer your question, I may or may not have a small liking to Patton
Remus: Mhmmm in the words of Marcia Brady "Sure, Jan"
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HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y