Remus: We each have a question from the name stealer himself, Remy! Remy_Coffe_Sanders
                              Virgil: I mean it's not exactly the same but-
                              Remus: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
                              Virgil: *puts hands up defenselessly* O-okay what is it?
                              Remus: Well Virgil, yours says Virgil, babes. Are you and Remus Dating now sis?
                              Remus: Well, I mean if he wants to
                              Virgil: Of course I want to you trash rat!
                              Remus: Wait really!?
                              Virgil: *blushing*  Well yeah, why else do you think I always kiss you back whenever you kiss or make out with me?
                              Remus: I don't know! I just thought that was something we casually do!? I never knew you were actually attracted to me!?
                              Virgil: Well now you know
                              Remus: So is that a yes then?
                              Virgil: *hugs Remus* Of course Octi!
                              Remus: *hugs back and kisses Virgil*
                              Virgil: *kisses back*
                              Janus: Not to ruin this disgustingly wholesome moment, but Remus your question says Remus, do you like like Virgil babes?
                              Remus: I don't just "like like" Virgil
                              Remus: I adore him!
                              Remus: And I always have ever since we first met!
                              Virgil: *blushing* The feelings mutual
                              Remus: *kisses Virgil's cheek* Alright Jan, your question says Janus, who do you like like?
                              Janus: *looks the other way* Bold of you to assume I like like someone or even have a crush...
                              Remus: Bullshit!
                              Virgil: Okay, that is like the biggest lie I've ever heard come out of your mouth
                              Virgil: Like ever
                              Remus: Patton and Janus sitting in a tree~
                              Janus *gritting his teeth* Remus
                              Remus: F-U-C-K-I-N-G!
                              Janus: *blushing*  Remus, shut the fuck up or I'll beat you with the cane!
                              Remus: *cackling* Sorry MOM
                              Janus: And to answer your question, I may or may not have a small liking to Patton
                              Remus: Mhmmm in the words of Marcia Brady "Sure, Jan"
                                      
                                          
                                   
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