Remus: *pacing around the room and taking deep breaths in and out*
Remus: *pacing and mumbling* You can do this Remus you got this
Remus' Brain: YOU'RE GONNA FUCK UP!!! IMAGINE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AFTER THE AFTER PARTY OF YOUR WEDDING NIGHT~ WHAT IF HE SAYS NO!? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO OCTO BOY WHEN HE RIPS YOUR HEART OUT, STABS IT, AND BURNS IT!!! REMUS YOU'RE OKAY YOU CAN DO THIS!
Remus: *holds his head as he's still pacing around the room* I can't do this!
Janus: *walks in the room*
Janus: *sees Remus* Remus wha-
Remus: *runs to Janus and grips his shoulders* Jan!
Janus: *concerned* Remus are you alright? You're sweating
Remus: *still gripping Janus' shoulders* Yes no maybe yes I don't know!
Janus: Remus calm down what happened?
Remus: So I got a dare from It_was_a_ferret
Janus: Mm hmm?
Remus: And it says Remus I dare you to propose to Virgil
Janus: Isn't that a good thing?
Remus: Of course it is but Jan what if I fuck up!? What if he says no!? What if-
Janus: Remus relax you're not-
Remus: Slap me in the face!
Janus: What?
Remus: Slap me in the face right now before I accidentally summon him!
Janus: No I heard you the first time I just wanted to hear you say it again
Remus: Wha-
Janus: *slaps Remus in the face hard*
Remus: Ow!
Remus: *breathing heavily and nodding his head* Okay yeah yeah I think I'm good now
Virgil: *appears* I sensed someone being anxious are you guys alright?
Remus: *jumps and faces Virgil* Oh hey Scare Bear!
Remus: *nervous laughter*
Remus: *looks at Janus*
Janus: *raises his finger* Um Virgil can you not excuse us for one moment?
Janus: *takes Remus to the other room*
Janus: *grips Remus' shoulders and whispers* Remus look at me I'm gonna need you to breathe for me okay
Remus: *nods and takes a deep breath in and out*
Janus: *whispering* Okay good now Remus listen to me
Janus: *whispering* You are not gonna fuck anything up alright you two have been through so much together and he loves and trusts you more than anyone in this world and he always will
Janus: *whispering* Trust me he's gonna say yes and if he says no then that's alright you can always try again another time or when he's ready
Janus: *smiles, still whispering* You got this
Remus: *smiles and hugs Janus*
Janus: *hugs Remus back*
Remus: *whispers, still hugging Janus* Thanks Jan
Janus: *whispers, still hugging Remus* No problem Remus
Both: *let go of each other*
Janus: *pats Remus on the back and smiles* Now go get him you trash rat
Remus: *smiles and nods*
Remus: *walks back in the other room and goes to Virgil*
Virgil: Hey what happened? You alright?
Remus: *holds both of Virgil's hands*
Virgil: *holding Remus' hands* Remus? You okay?
Remus: *nods his head*
Remus: *thinking* Here goes nothing Remus time to get sappy like Roman
Remus: *takes a deep breath in and out*
Remus: Virgil ever since I first layed eyes on you I thought "Damn that is one hot emo boy I'd never have a chance with him" but ever since I was wrong and we got together I've been the most happiest I've ever been in a long time
Virgil: *blushes, still holding Remus' hands*
Remus: I love that you make the thoughts easier to bear, I love that you're always there for me, I love that you put up with my chaotic ass but the most important thing of all is that I loved you ever since we first met and I want to spend the rest of my life with you
Virgil: *blushing* R-Remus?
Remus: *gets on his knees holding a black and purple ring*
Virgil: *gasps with tears in his eyes*
Remus: Will you Virgil Motherfucking Sexy Anxiety Sanders do me the honors in making me forever the happiest duke in the mind palace?
Virgil: *nods his head with tears in his eyes* Yes Remus! Yes of course I will!
Remus: *smiles and stands up and puts the ring in Virgil's finger*
Remus and Virgil: *hold each other close and kiss on the lips*
Janus: *clapping* Gaaaaaaaay
Remus and Virgil: *pull away, look at Janus and laugh*
Duke: *walks in the room* Dad? Daddy? What happened?
Remus: Well Duke, Daddy proposed to Dad and now we're getting married!
Duke: *gasps and claps his hand excitedly* Yay!
Duke: *runs to Remus and Virgil*
Remus and Virgil: *lift Duke up and kiss the top of his head*
Duke: *giggles*
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y