Remus: Alright we each got a dare from Love_of_all_things
Remus: And it says Can we get a Logince self care day while Remus and Virgil watch Beetlejuice Janus you amazing snake deserve to have a cuddle day with Patton
Remus: Of course!
Janus: Those two honestly don't need a self care day the most out of all of us
Remus: *cackles* Yeah I'll leave them alone this time and watch Beetlejuice with Virgil cause they need it
Remus: So I'm sparing them JUST THIS once
Remus and Virgil: *sink down to where Logan and Roman are*
Janus: *sinks down to where Patton is*
Remus: Yo Jan wants both of you dorks to have a self care day together cause you need it
Remus: And before you say anything I'm not gonna interrupt you guys this time cause I'm gonna watch Beetlejuice with Virgil and I also think you both really need it
Roman: *surprised* Oh uh thanks Remus
Remus: No problem so have fun!
Remus: *smirking and wiggling his eyebrows* If that's your form of self care that is~
Roman: *blushing* Shut up Remus!
Remus: *cackles and sinks back down with Virgil*
Remus and Virgil: *sit on the couch*
Virgil: Wait which one are we watching the cartoon, the musical, or the Tim Burton one?
Remus: *summons a blanket* Yes!
Virgil: Fair enough
Virgil: *summons his skeleton onesie on*
Remus: *snaps his clothes off making him naked in the blanket*
Virgil: Oh c'mon Ree at least wear a onesie too
Remus: But Virgil I don't wanna! You know I like being in the BUFF!
Virgil: *gets an idea*
Virgil: *pouts* Please wear a onesie with me Remus
Remus: *closes his eyes and turns away* Nope not falling for it this time nope!
Virgil: *takes Remus' hand, pouting* Please Remus for me? You don't wanna makeout with your pillow for the rest of your life now do you?
Remus: *looks at Virgil and thinking* Fuck!
Remus: *frustrated sigh* Fine I'll let you choose which one just stop making the face please!
Virgil: *smirks and summons a skunk onesie on Remus*
Remus: *looks down at his onesie* Ooh! Okay this one is actually kind of nice
Virgil: *laughs, gets in the blanket with Remus and cuddles with him*
Remus: *holds Virgil close and gives him a quick kiss on the lips*
Virgil; *kisses Remus back*
Remus: *smiles and plays the Tim Burton movie first*
Patton: Hey Jan!
Janus: Hey
Both: *give each other a quick kiss on the lips*
Janus: *takes both of Patton's hands* So Patton I wasn't wondering if you would like to have a cuddle day together?
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y