Remus: Alright we have two dares from Love_of_all_things
Remus: Ooh! The first one is for Oswald and it says Can Oswald and Arachne have a date
Remus: Of course!
Remus: *cackles* Oh Ozzy's gonna love this!
Remus: *summons Oswald's tank*
Oswald: *still has his mustache* ... (Hi Dad!)
Remus: Hey Ozzy! I see that you're keeping the mustache
Oswald: ... (Yup!)
Remus: Alright so Oswald the fans have given you a little dare
Oswald: ... (OOH! What is it?)
Remus: Basically you have to have a date with Arachne
Oswald: *blushing* ... (YES! I mean uh- Yeah that's cool She's cool I'm down)
Remus: *cackles* Alrighty
Remus: Virgil?
Virgil: *takes Arachne out of his jacket pocket and pets her* Hey Arachne, Oswald wanted to ask you something
Arachne: *small hiss* (O-Oh w-what is it Ozzy...?)
Oswald: *blushing* ... (Uhhhh)
Oswald: ... (Dad I can't do this)
Remus: Yes you can! Now go ahead and ask her Ozzy!
Oswald: ... (Okay okay um)
Oswald: *thinking* You got this Oswald! The only bitch Dad raised was a bad one!
Oswald: ... (S-So uh Arachne I was wondering if you would like to go on a date?)
Arachne: *blushing, small hiss* ( Y-Yeah I-I'd love to...)
Oswald: ... (Wait really?)
Arachne: *blushing, small hiss* (Y-Yeah...)
Oswald: *internally* Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! She said yes! Let's fucking go! Ya octo boi did that shit whoop whoop!
Oswald: ... (Cool cool)
Virgil: *puts Arachne next to Oswald*
Remus: Alright we'll leave you two to it so have fun!
Remus: But not too much fun
Remus: *winks* I'm lookin at you Ozzy!
Oswald: *blushing* ... (Dad!)
Remus: *cackles* I'm kidding I'm kidding! Enjoy you two!
Remus and Virgil: *walk out of the room*
Remus: *sighs* They grow up so fast
Remus: Anyways the last dare is for all of us and it says Lastly can all of you sing Thomas' Friends On the Other Side remix in front of Thomas himself
Remus: *gasps* OOH! Jan I already know you're gonna have fun with this one!
Janus: *smirks* Maybe
Remus: Alright let's go guys!
Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink down to the light sides*
Patton: Hey guys!
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
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