Janus: Hey Remus, can you not come over here for a second?
Remus: Sure Janny, what's up?
Janus: *glances at Virgil sitting across the room on his phone and whispers in Remus' ear* Okay, so you got a dare from Atlas_2 and it says the dare is for Remus to carry Virgil bridal style and go up to the Light sides, still carrying Virgil and just yell "Mine" at them, and possibly kiss Virgil
Remus: *claps hands and bounces a little* Ooh Okay!
Remus: Scare Bear, come here I have something to show you!
Virgil: *walks over to Remus* What is it Re-
Remus: *scoops Virgil off his feet and carrying him bridal style*
Virgil: *holding on tight to Remus* -mus!
Remus: *quicky sinks down to the light sides still carrying Virgil*
Remus: *holding Virgil close* SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!
Roman: ...
Logan: ...
Patton: ...
Virgil: *still holding onto Remus, blushing*
Remus: *holding Virgil* Now that I have your attention...
Remus: *lifts Virgil up high* THIS SEXY EMO SPIDER IS MINE! YOU HEAR ME MINE!
Remus: *holds Virgil close and sinks back down*
Roman: *sighing* Why do I have to be related to that...
Remus: *puts Virgil down gently on his feet* There you go!
Virgil:*still blushing and trying to regain his balance* Jesus Christ, Ree! warn a dude next time you do that!
Remus: *cackling* Nah, it wouldn't be as fun!
Janus: *taps Remus on the shoulder and tilting his head towards Virgil*
Remus: Oh that's right I almost forgot
Remus: Scare Bear don't move there's something on your face!
Virgil:*touching his face frantically* What! Where!?
Remus: *holding Virgil's head* Right...
Remus:*moves closer to Virgil's face* Over...
Remus: Here! *kisses Virgil on the lips*
Virgil: *kisses Remus back and pulls his sash, deepening the kiss*
Both:*slowly pull away catching their breathes*
Remus: Got it!
Virgil:*blushing* Thanks but U-uh I t-think I c-could still feel that thing on my face, c-could y-you check again?
Remus: Of course!
Janus: You guys are sooo straight
I feel like I did bad but oh well i guess. You know what to do
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y
