Remus: We each got a dare from Bubbly_Fander
Remus: The first one is for me and it says Remus go get into a huge debate on who is the better twin
Remus: In the words of NSYNC
Remus: *sings* It's gonna be me!
Remus: *sinks down to where Roman is*
Roman: *looks at Remus*
Remus: I just wanted you to know that...
Remus: I'M THE BETTER TWIN!!
Roman: *laughs* Who ever told you that lie must be a bigger liar than Janus!
Roman: But seriously though we all know I'm the better twin
Remus: No I am!
Roman: No I am!
Remus: *crosses his arms* Oh really where's your proof?
Roman: *summons a PowerPoint presentation* In this PowerPoint I will be showing you the list of reasons why I'm the better twin
Roman: *changes slide* 1. I'm better than you
Roman: *changes slide* 2. I'm the better twin
Roman: *changes slide* and 3. I'm the better twin!
Remus: Okay L O G A N I'm still the better twin!
Roman: How!?
Remus: *smirks* Dukes.
Remus: Are Higher.
Remus: Than PRINCES!!!
Roman: *stuttering Prince noises*
Remus: *cackles and puts his hand around his ear* What's that? Is that the sound of you being WRONG and that I'M the better twin
Roman: You know what let's ask everyone and see who they think the better twin is
Remus: Alright who do we ask first?
Both: *look at each other and immediately run to where Patton is*
Roman: Padre!
Remus: Patty!
Patton: Hey!
Roman and Remus: We need to know who you think the better twin is!
Both: *glare at each other*
Patton: Well um...
Remus: Patton if you pick me I'll let you keep Janus and you get to do whatever you want with him!
Patton: *blushes*
Roman: Don't bribe him!
Roman: *whispering to Patton* Patton if you pick me I'll let you have as many cookies as you want
Roman: That would be cheating!
Patton: *smiles* I think you both are the better twin
Roman and Remus: What?
Roman and Remus: You have to pick one!
Patton: *smiling* Well if you both weren't twins there wouldn't be a better twin to begin with so
Both: *stare at Patton and immediately run to where Logan is*
Roman and Remus: Logan!
Logan: *looks up from his book* Yes?
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y
