Remus: Jan you have a dare from Abcd3fgg
Janus: What is it?
Remus: It says Dare for Janus - sing Razzle Dazzle for Remus and Virgil
Remus: OOH! Pretty please Jan please!
Virgil: Yeah c'mon Jan
Janus: *grinning* Alright, alright, you're lucky it's not my favorite song
Remus: *claps his hands* Yay!
Remus: *sits on the floor criss crossed with Virgil*
Janus: Alright *clears his throat*
Janus: Remus, music if you will?
Remus: *presses play button on radio, playing the instumental*
Janus: *sings* Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em
Janus: *singing* Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
Janus: *singing* And the reaction will be passionate
Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old hocusss pocusss
Janus: *singing* Bead and feather 'em
Janus: *singing* How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
Janus: *singing* What if your hinges all are rusting?
Janus: *singing* What if, in fact, you're just *points at Remus* disgusting?
Remus: *smiles*
Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em
Janus: *singing* And they'll never catch wise!
Janus: I'm just getting warmed up, hold on, gimme a second *clears throat*
Janus: *sings* Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em
Janus: *singing* Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Janus: *singing* Row after row will crow vociferous
Janus: *singing* Fool and fracture 'em
Janus: *singing* How can they hear the truth above the roar?
Remus and Virgil: Roar, Roar, Roar
Janus: *singing* Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
Janus: *singing and conjures a bagel* They'll never know you're just a bagel,
Janus: *throws bagel at Remus*
Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em
Janus: *singing* And they'll beg you for more!
Janus: Beg me for more
Remus: *cough* Patton *cough*
Virgil: *playfully pushes Remus*
Remus: *cackles*
Janus: *blushes and continues singing* Give 'em the old double whammy
Janus: *singing* Daze and dizzy 'em
Remus: Kinky!
Janus: *singing* Back since the days of old Methuselah
Janus: *singing* Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old three ring circus
Janus: *singing* Stun and ssstagger 'em
Janus: *singing* When you're in trouble, go into your dance *hisses*
Janus: *singing* Though you are stiffer than a girder
Janus: *singing* They'll let you get away *whispers behind his hand* with murder
Remus: *winks*
Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em
Janus: *singing* And you've got a romance
Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em
Janus: *singing* Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
Janus: *singing* Long as you keep 'em way off balance
Janus: *singing* How can they spot you've got no talents
Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em
Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em
Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em
Janus: *singing* And they'll make you a star!
Remus: YAS JANUS!
Virgil: Hell yeah!
Radio: *instumental ends*
Janus: *smirks* And there you go
Remus: *clapping* Yay!
Virgil: *clapping* Nice Jan!
Janus: *bows* Thank you
Remus: *smirks* You know what would have made this better?
Janus and Virgil: What?
Remus: *smirking* If Patton-
Janus: *blushing* Nope, it only said you and Virgil
Remus: *cackles* Alright
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y
