Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Wedding

Remus: Scare Bear, do you know where JanJan is?

Virgil: Yeah he's in his room why?

Remus: Good because we both have a dare from KimlyTheneko6 and it says Remus: I dare you to knock Janus out while he's in his room, put him in a groom's outfit, tie him to a dolly force all the other sides, to be a guest at the fake wedding ( with Patton as the other groom of course) push Janus to the fake altar, sing " Here comes the groom, I caught and hit in his room!" all the way to the altar and decorate said wedding however you want ( the creepier the funnier) Virgil: be a priest and say " By the power of me and the great state of Minnesota, you see, Minnesota is where I'm licensed, you may now kiss the tied up snake" to Pat

 Remus: *takes out his morning star* I've waited for this moment!

Virgil: *kisses Remus' cheek* Just don't get caught okay

Remus: *smirks* Oh believe me I won't!

Remus: *sinks down to Janus' room*

Janus: *in his room meditating*

Janus: *senses someone is in his room and hisses*

Janus: *gets up and looks around his room*

Remus: *tip toes behind Janus, getting ready to strike*

Janus: *turns around* Remus-

Remus: *hits Janus over the head with his morning star*

Janus: *gets knocked out on the floor*

Remus: You're gonna have the best wedding in the world Jan!

Remus: *summons suit on Janus and ties him to a dolly*

Remus: Now time to get your guests and husband!

Remus: *wheels Janus all the way to Virgil*

Virgil: Alright, now all we need is Patton and the others

Remus: On it!

Remus: *sinks down to the light sides*

Patton: *waves* Hey Remus!

Remus: Hi Patty~

Remus: How would you like to be the groom to Janus' fake wedding!

Patton: *blushes* S-Sure

Remus: Perfect!

Remus: *points at Roman and Logan* You two are gonna be the guests!

Remus: Good? Cool!

Remus: *snaps his fingers*

All: *appear in a room decorated with creepy frogs and snakes*

Patton: *appears at the altar wearing his suit*

Roman and Logan: *appear on chairs wearing suits*

Piano: *plays wedding music*

Remus: *pushes Janus to the altar while singing* Here comes the groom, I caught and hit in his room!

Patton: Is Janus alright?

Remus and Patton: *look at Janus*

Remus: Of course he is! He's just a little tired!

Remus: *places a light blue and white flower crown on Patton's head*

Remus: *places a black and yellow flower crown on Janus' hat and sits down*

Patton: *holds both of Janus' hands*

Janus: *slowly waking up and groans* Damn it Remus why did you-

Janus: *notices Patton and immediatley blushes*  Patton!?

Patton: *blushing, still holding Janus' hands and smiling*

Janus: *looks around and realizes what's going on* 

Janus: Oh

Virgil: *in a priest outfit* Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to witness the marriage of Patton "Morality" Sanders and Janus "Deceit" Sanders

Virgil: Do you Patton Sanders, take Janus to be your lawfully wedded snake husband?

Patton: *blushing, still holding Janus' hands* I do

Virgil: And do you Janus, take Patton to be your lawfully wedded wholesome frog husband?

Janus: *blushing, still holding Patton's hands* I-I do

Virgil: Alright by the power vested in me and the great state of Minnesota, you see, Minnesota is where I'm licensed, you may now kiss the tied up snake

Patton: *slowly leans in and kisses Janus on the lips*

Janus: *kisses Patton back*

All: *clapping*

Remus: *clapping with tears in his eyes and sniffs* Moceit rights 

Janus and Patton: *slowly pull away and rest their foreheads on each other, smiling*

Remus: *snaps his fingers causing Janus to be untied and everyone back in their usual clothes*

All: *appear back in the living room* 

Janus: I shouldn't get going

Patton: Okay

Patton: *gives Janus a quick kiss on the lips* Bye Janus

Janus: *kisses Patton back* Bye Patton

Janus: *sinks back down with Remus and Virgil*

Remus: *smirks at Janus*

Janus: *blushes*  What!?

Remus: *cackles* Nothing

Janus: *smirks at Remus and Virgil* Oh would you look at that, they also gave me some revenge dares for you two

Remus and Virgil: *faces drop*

Janus: Hmm lets see

Virgil: *nervous laughter* Janus you don't have to-

Janus: *smirking*  It says Janus: I dare you to force Virgil to have pink hair, pink everything for a whole week and to not allow Remus to have his favorite deodorants for a month

Remus and Virgil: What!?

Janus: *snaps his fingers and makes Virgil's room, clothes and hair pink*

Virgil: *groans*

Janus: *smirks* Virgil, I suggest you not to look at your room

Virgil: O_O You did not  *runs to check his room*

Virgil: *screams*

Janus: *laughs*

Remus: No deodorant for a month!?

Janus: Oh we're not done with yours Remus it also says And at the start of the month, burn all the deodorant he has and sing "BURN BABY BURN! "

Janus: *smirks* Why don't we start right now!

Remus: Janus please don't

Janus: *summons all of Remus' deodorants in a big bin and pours gasoline in it*

Remus: Janus!

Janus: *lights a match and flicks it in the bin*

Deodorants: *burning in bin*

Janus: *plays music and starts singing*  Burn baby burn!

Remus: *on the floor rocking himself in the corner crying*

Janus: *dancing and still singing* Burn baby burn, burn that mother down

Janus: *singing*  Burn baby burn, disco inferno!!!!