Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Smol Bean Virgil

Remus: Scare Bear you have a dare from Cassey_Fox

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: Its says I dare Virgil to act like an innocent bean XD

Virgil: *blushes* What!?

Remus: *cackling* That's literally impossible considering he has me as a boyfriend and he probably wouldn't even last 5 minutes!

Virgil: *blushing* W-what y-yes I can!

Janus: Virgil, Pinocchio's a better bullshitter than you

Virgil: *frustrated groan*  You're right, this is literally impossible! I can't even back out on the stupid dare either!

Virgil: I've literally told Patton to stop treating me like that for a reason!

Remus: Tell you what Virgil, if you can at least last longer than 5 minutes, you'll get a little something special from me *winks*

Virgil: *blushing* O-okay

Remus: Starting now

Virgil: *mumbling* This is such bull-

Remus: Ah ah ah "Innocent"

Virgil: *sighs and cringes* "uwu"

Remus: *cackling* Much better

Virgil: *mentally cringing at himself*  Wemus, wassa dwork?

Janus: *facepalming*  Really Virgil?

Remus: I don't think a cute innocent emo boy like you would know anything about that huh?

Virgil: *blushes and shakes his head*

Remus: But, since you asked so nicely and considering it's me, I'm obviously gonna tell you anyway!

Remus: A dork means whale penis!

Virgil: *pretending to be suprised* Oh

Remus: Yeah!

Remus: *smirking* Hey Virgil what does the thermostat say?

Virgil: *looks at thermostat and takes a deep breath*  69

Remus: *smirking* Interesting

Remus: *smirking* Name a word that starts with "f" and ends with "u-c-k"?

Virgil: *clears throats* Firetruck

Remus: Good!

Remus: What's in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress?

Virgil: *inhales* Pockets

Remus: Correct!

Remus: What's-

Virgil: Okay you know what, fuck this I can't do it!

Janus: Wooow what a shocker you didn't even make it close to 5 minutes

Virgil: *flustered* Well when you're someone like me and dating Remus it does that to you!

Remus: You know what, since you actually tried and attempted to do the dare

Remus: Here you go *kisses Virgil on the lips*

Virgil: *kisses Remus back*

Virgil: *blushes* Thanks

Remus: No problem! You were gonna be rewarded either way because you know, it's me we're talking about here!

Virgil: No surprise there