Remus: Virgil you got a dare from Bi_Boy_Bi
Virgil: What is it?
Remus: It says Alright Virge get ready to perish. I dare you to steal all of Logan's Crofters and if he asks about it only reply by singing The World Is Ugly by MCR until he goes away. Restart the song with every confrontation. Sorry not sorry.
Remus: So what do you want on your tombstone?
Virgil: "Died doing what he loved, singing MCR"
Virgil: *sinks down to Logan's room and steals all of his Crofter's*
*Time Skip*
Virgil: *on the couch*
Logan: *from upstairs* WHO STOLE ALL MY CROFTER'S!?
Virgil: *smirks*
Logan: *runs downstairs* Virgil, do you know who stole all my Crofter's?
Virgil: *sings* These are the eyes and the lies of the taken
Virgil: *singing* These are their hearts but their hearts don't beat like ours
Virgil: *singing* They burn 'cause they are all afraid
Logan: *confused* Nevermind I'll just ask Roman
Logan: *leaves*
*Time Skip*
Virgil: *in the kitchen*
Logan: *enters the room in his Sherlock costume* I asked Roman but he denied the accusation but I don't know if he's lying or not
Logan: Do you think Patton did it?
Virgil: *singing* For every one of us, there's an army of them
Virgil: *singing* But you'll never fight alone
Virgil: *singing* 'Cause I wanted you to know
Virgil: *singing* That the world is ugly
Logan: You're right Patton doesn't like Crofter's
Logan: *crosses Patton out of the list and leaves*
*Time Skip*
Logan: *enters the room, still in his Sherlock costume* Virgil, do you think Remus or Janus likes Crofter's?
Virgil: *singing* But you're beautiful to me
Logan: *grabs Virgil by his jacket and shakes him* Virgil, I am going to figuratively lose it if you don't stop singing and tell me who stole my Crofter's!
Virgil: *takes out all of Logan's Crofter's and sings* Well are you thinking of me now
Logan: *lets go of Virgil* Virgil you have 10
Virgil: 10 what?
Logan: 9...
Virgil: *getting nervous* Uh?
Logan: 8...
Virgil: Shit!
Virgil: *quickly runs away and sinks back down*
Virgil: *catching his breath* Number 1 life lesson, never touch Logan's Crofter's
Remus: *cackles*
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