Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Feelings, Blanket Burritos, and More

Remus: We have a few questions and dares from KimlyTheneko6

Remus: And the first one says First, I really hope someone tells Thomas it's just a joke, if not, I will make one of you do it, frying pans aren't just used for cooking

Remus: Sooo...

Remus: Who's gonna tell him?

Virgil and Janus: ...

Remus: 1, 2 ,3

Remus, Janus, and Virgil: Not it!

Janus: I don't think you should do it Remus

Remus: What!? Why!?

Janus: Because you weren't the one who told him in the first place

Remus: *frustrated sigh* Fine

Remus: *sinks down to where Thomas is*

Remus: Hi Thomas~

Thomas: *looks up* Oh hey Remus...

Thomas: How's your guy's band going...

Remus: Actually Thomathy, that is why I came here

Remus: The whole thing was just a joke and we just wanted to mess with you!

Thomas: Oh... I knew that!

Janus: *appears and gives Thomas a look*

Thomas: Okay maybe I didn't!

Thomas: Just please don't do it again, you guys had me worried

Remus: *cackles* No promises

Remus: Alright, me and Jan should get going. Later Thomas!

Thomas: Bye

Remus and Janus: *sink back down*

Remus: *cackles* Alright Jan your question says Janus: when did you realize you had feelings for Patton anyway? Was it recently, or were these feelings with you for a while, only answer if you actually want to

 Remus: *smirking*  Yeah Jan when did you realize you had feeling for Papa Patton?

Janus: *blushing* Shut up Remus!

Remus: *cackles*

Janus: *blushes* *cough* When we first met *cough*

Jannus: ANYWAYS! Next!

Remus: *cackles* Alright my question says Remus: Weird question, but, since you like eating deodorant, have you ever tried eating all of the other sides deodorant to see what taste they have for some reason, I ask because it feels like that's something you would do

 Remus: I actually have and let me tell you *smirks*  Virgil's tastes way better

Virgil: *blushes and clears his throat* Uhhh anyways Remus what's the next thing say

Remus: *cackles* Alright Scare Bear you have two dares and the first one says Virgil: You, our dark strange son, get a wholesome dare, I dare you to triple for you and Patton in the biggest and fluffiest blanket you have and say "Me and my dad no longer wish to adultery, from now on, we shall remain a cozy burrito. If you need us, we will be in our fluff tortilla." yes, I said adultery, because I kind of want to piss Logan off for no reason XD

Virgil: Alright I'll be right back 

Virgil: *sinks down to where Patton is*

 Patton: *on the couch watching TV*

 Patton: Hey kiddo!

Vigil: Hey dad I was wondering if I could wrap us in a giant blanket burrito?

Patton: Taco 'bout Father and son bonding! Of course Virgil!

Virgil: Cool

Virgil: *wraps him and Patton in a giant fluffy blanket burrito on the couch*

Logan: *walks in and sees them* Virgil do you know where the- uhh

Virgil: Me and my dad no longer wish to adultery. From now on, we shall remain a cozy burrito. If you need us, we will be in our fluff tortilla

Logan: For the last time that's not- *inhales* You know what I'm going to leave before I figuratively flip out!

Logan: *walks away* 

Patton and Virgil: *laughs*

Virgil: *gets up* Alright I gotta go dad

Patton: Alright, tell Jan I said "Hi" okay

Virgil: I will

Virgil: Later Patton

Patton: *waves* Bye Virgil!

Virgil: *sinks back down*

Virgil: Alright did it

Virgil: Patton said "Hi" by the way Jan

Janus: *blushes and smiles*

Remus: Alright Scare Bear your last dare says Virgil, can you give Remus a hug for me, I felt for him

Virgil: Of course

Virgil: *opens his arms* C'mere Dukey

Remus: *immediately wraps Virgil in a hug and holds him closer*

Virgil: *still hugging Remus* You wanna stay like this?

Remus: *nods his head while still holding Virgil close in the hug*

Virgil: *still hugging Remus* Okay