Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Blackmail

Remus: Alright we each have a dare from Sanders_Sides_Psycho

Remus: The first one is for me and it says Remus' dare: Get revenge on Remy yourself by getting blackmail, Idc if it's his crush or whatever just blackmail. Use it if you want but like- that's your choice

Remus: Oh I know EXACTLY what to do I already have the material

Remus: *sinks down to where Remy is*

Janus: Alright while he's gone my dare doesn't say Janus' dare: (Don't read near Remus just in case) Host an award ceremony for Remus for getting Patton to say fuck and give him a trophy (This is optional but don't tell him what's happening and just bring him over making a speech but be very vague so he doesn't actually know what he's getting awarded for until he reads the trophy plaque)

Virgil: *snorts* He's gonna love that

Janus: *chuckles* Yeah

Janus: Alright let's get to work

Remy: *sees Remus* Oh look it's the Duke of Dumbass

Remy: *sips his coffee* I thought you didn't want to see my "pathetic face" ever again hmm

Remus: Well for your information you Starbucks drinking son of a whore I don't and if I do then I don't think a certain innocent cartoon loving therapist would like it if he found out that you're cheating on him with a certain shirtless hunky "other side of the pillow" character

Remy: H-How do you know about that!?

Remus: Oh don't worry about that I can also show him proof in case he doesn't believe me

Remy: *glares at Remus a little scared* You wouldn't dare

Remus: Oh I wouldn't?

Remus: *cackles and immediately shows the pictures of Remy cheating* Try me

Remy: *stares at the pictures shocked*

Remy: Okay okay! I won't show my face around you or bother you! Just don't show him those pictures alright 

Remus: There's also videos but I guess I'll think about it

Remus: Anyways I'm leaving see you never name stealer

Remus: *sinks back down*

Remus: *cackles* Three cheers for sweet revenge!

Remus: *notices that he's on a stage* Hm?

Janus: *on a podium and tapping the mic* Testing okay cool

Janus: I would like to give this award to the most chaotic person I know 

Janus: This person has done something that no man, woman, nonbinary, or anyone on this earth has done to earn this award cause they're just that chaotic

Janus: This person also happens to be one of my bestest friends, chaotic little shit of a son, and a disgusting unhealthy trash goblin 

Janus: Now everyone give a round of applause to my pain in the ass of a son, the one, the only, Remus Sanders!

Janus and Virgil: *clap* 

Remus: *walks to the podium*

Janus *gives the trophy to Remus* Here you go

Remus: *takes the trophy*

Remus: Uhh Jan what am I getting awarded for exactly?

Janus: Read the plaque