Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Drunk

Remus: We have a dare from BeanPole102

Remus:  It's for either one of us and it says I'd like to know what the sides are like drunk, can one of you slip some alcohol of your choosing into their drinks.

Janus: Oh no

Remus: Jan we're gonna need your stash for this

Janus: Okay but what specifically do you need?

Remus: Strongest you've got?

Janus: Not Vodka

Remus: Perfect!

Janus: *gives Remus bottle of vodka*

Virgil: Remus are you sure this is a good idea?

Remus: Of course it is! Now let's go!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink down to the light sides*

Remus: *whispering* Alright you guys distract them while I go slip the alcohol

Janus and Virgil: *nod*

Remus: *sneaks in the kitchen with the vodka*

Janus and Virgil: *walk in the other room* 

Patton: Hey guys!

Janus and Virgil: Hey Patton

Janus: We didn't come to stop by to see if you guys were taking care of yourselves

Janus: Have you guys taken breaks? 

Janus: Eaten anything?

Janus: Have you guys hydrated yourselves?

Logan: Now that I think of it I don't believe I drank any water today yet

Roman: Me neither

Patton: Same

Janus: Oh that won't do at all

Janus: Remus! Can you not bring them some "water"?

Remus: *comes back in the room with the "waters"*

Remus: *gives the"waters" to the others*

Roman, Logan, and Patton: *drink the alcohol and cough*

Roman: Janus what kind of water is this?

Janus: Self care water now drink

Roman, Logan, and Patton: *drink the rest of the alcohol*

*A Few Moments Later*

Roman: *singing drunkenly* I AM ON MY WAY!!!

Roman: I can*hic* go the distance!

Roman: I DON'T CARE HOW FAR!!!

Roman: Somehow I'll*hic* be strong!

Roman: I KNOW EVERY MILE WILL BE WORTH MY WHILE!!! 

Roman: I WOULD GO MOST ANYWHERE!!!!!

Roman: TO FIND WHERE I BELONG!!!!! 

Roman: *sobbing drunkenly*

Remus: *cackling at Roman's drunken sorrow*

Radio: *blasting the Rainforest Rap*

Logan: *dancing on top of the table with his tie wrapped around his head and a few of his buttons open*

Logan: *singing and dancing* The Rainforest!

Logan: singing and dancing* The Tropical Rainforest!

Virgil: Logan get the fuck down from there!

Patton: *drunk and giggling* Janus

Janus: *trying to help Patton balance by holding him* Okay maybe this wasn't a bad idea

Patton: *giggling and whispers* Hey hey Jan *hic*

Janus: *looks at Patton* Hm? 

Patton: *giggling* *hic* Don't tell Janus this but I'm in love with him

Janus: *smiles and fake gasps* No way really?

Patton: *nods his head* Mhmm

Patton: *giggles* Shhh don't tell him though

Janus: *tries not to laugh* I won't

Patton: *raises his pinky* Pinky promise?

Janus: *hooks his pinky with Patton's*  Pinky promise.

Patton: *giggles*

*Time Skip* 

Logan: *passed out on the table*

Roman: *passed out on the floor*

Patton: *passed out on the couch*

Remus: *cackles* Oh they're so gonna wake up with a massive hangover!