Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Befriending Remy?

Remus: I got a dare from Solangelo_is_an_OTP

Remus: And it says-

Remus: *has a coughing fit*

Virgil: *concerned* Remus you okay?

Remus: *clears his throat* Yeah I'm fine I'm fine 

Virgil: What's your dare say?

Remus: ...

Virgil: *gives Remus a look*

Remus: *sighs* It says I dare Remus to try to be friends with Remy and let go of his hatred

Remus: Yeah how about FUCK NO!

Virgil: The key word is "try" Ree

Remus: *crosses his arms and looks the other way*

Virgil: *gets close to Remus* C'mon Remus please

Remus: *looks at Virgil*

Virgil: *pouts* For me?

Remus: *tries to resist Virgil's face but fails*

Remus: *frustrated sigh* Fine just stop making that face you know I can't resist it!

Virgil: *smiles and pinches Remus' cheek* I know

Virgil: *gives Remus a quick kiss on the lips*

Remus: *kisses Virgil back*

Remus: Okay time to do it

Remus: *hesitates*

Remus: Yup I'm definitely gonnna do it

Remus: *still doesn't sink down* 

Remus: Aaaany second now

Remus: *still doesn't sink down*

Remus: Yup I'm gonna befriend the one person I hate with a very burning passion 

Remus: *still doesn't sink down*

Remus: Yup totally gonna-

Virgil: Remus stop stalling and just do it!

Remus: Okay geez I will I will

Remus: *still doesn't sink down*

Remus: ...

Virgil: ...

Remus: Virgil have I ever told you-

Virgil: Remus!

Remus: Ugh fine!

Remus: *sinks down to where Remy is*

Remy: *sitting at his desk with his coffee* Oh hey Remus how've you been babe?

Remus: *fake smiling* I've been just great

Remy: That's good that's good 

Remy: *notices Remus' outfit*

Remy: Um Remus no offense babe but what the hell are you wearing?

Remus: *gritting his teeth* It's my new aesthetic

Remy: *sips coffee* Right okay

Remy: But do you take constructive criticism though?

Remus: *glares at Remy*

Remus' Brain: KILL HIM!!! REMUS CALM DOWN YOU'RE OKAY! I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GIVE HIM THOSE POISONOUS FLOWERS THAT BlackDiamondKawaii GAVE YOU~? BE NICE OR VIRGIL'S GONNA HATE YOU!!!

Remus: *grabs his head*

Remy: Remus you okay babe?

Remus: I'm FINE!

Remus: *covers his mouth*

Remy: You sure?

Remus: *uncovers his mouth and fake smiles* Never better

Remy: Good 

Remy: Okay so I was wondering if-

Remus: Okay y'know what? I forgot I had to do something with Virgil and Janus!

Remy: Oh okay well bye-

Remus: *already sank back down*

Remy: Babe...

Remus: I can't! I just can't do it!

Remus: Everytime I look at his stupid face and hear his disgusting voice I just want to strangle him and punch him in his stomach until he throws up every single coffee bean he has ever consumed in his life and then beat him with my morning star until his vomit turns into an ocean of CRIMSON BLOOD!

Virgil and Janus: ...

Virgil: *disturbed* O-okay Remus at least you tried

Remus: *breathing heavily* Yeah, yeah I did, didn't I? 

Virgil:*still disturbed* Y-Yeah h-how about you go take a nap and then we can cuddle later?

Remus: *nods his head* Yeah that sound nice

Remus: *walks to his room*

Janus: Never in my life did I expect to be disturbed by a man in a Hawaiian skirt and flower crown

Janus: But then again it's Remus so