Remus: Alright We have two dares from Queen-Slytherdor
Remus: The first one is for me and it says Ok, ok I feel kinda bad Remus soooo to make it up to you heres this, *a cake with all the gross stuff he likes* and I dare you to do whatever you want with Virgil for a day. We good now Re? Yeah ok great.
Remus: *takes the cake and eats it*
Remus: *mouth full of cake* Oh we're more than good!
Remus: *finishes eating the cake* Thank you!
Remus: Alright and the last dare is for you Jan and it says
Remus: *face drops* Oh... Uh...
Janus: What? Why "oh"? Remus I don't like that look what is it?
Remus: Uh yeah Jan you're not gonna like this at all um
Virgil: What? What's it say Ree?
Remus: *shows Virgil the dare*
Virgil: *sees the dare* Okay that's honestly a little too far especially for both of them
Janus: Guys come on what is it so I can just get it over with!?
Remus: Alright it says Janus! I dare you to play a prank on Patton...but it has to be the cheating on your boyfriend one. Sorry not sorry
Janus: *face drops* ...
Janus: Guys no I can't!
Janus: I can't risk him hating me after all those years of losing him I just can't!
Remus: Relax Jan just do something overly platonically affectionate with whoever you're doing it with to make him jealous you don't even have to actually cheat
Janus: *trying to calm himself down* Okay okay yeah that sounds good
Remus: And besides I know you're gonna pick Nerdy Wolverine so just use the Self care excuse if you ever need to explain yourself alright
Janus: *nods his head* Okay
Remus: Good
Virgil: And remember Jan whatever outcome this has he will always love you
Janus: *nods*
Remus: Alright now good luck Jan
Janus: Thanks I'm not gonna need it
Janus: *sinks down to where Logan is*
Virgil: *sighs* I really hope Jan's gonna be okay
Remus: *takes Virgil's hand* He'll be fine
Virgil: *holds Remus' hand*
Remus: Now c'mon let's go spend some time together
Virgil: *walks away with Remus* Alright
Janus: *takes a deep breath in and out and whispers* You can do this Jan
Janus: *walks in the room*
Logan: *looks up from his book* Oh salutations Janus
Janus: Logan...
Janus: *takes Logan's book and puts it to the side* You and I...
Janus: *takes both of Logan's hands and makes him stand up* Are not going to be having a self care day together so come on
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y