Remus: Alright, we have a few dares from VirgilSanders_Oakley
Virgil: What is it?
Remus: The first dare is for you Virgil and it says Virgil, push Logan to Roman and make them both get embarrassed
Remus: Ha! My brother has been crushing on Nerdy Wolverine for years!
Janus: You'd think that after all those debates and that Crofter's ballad would give them both a hint by now
Virgil: Alright, seems easy enough *sinks down to light sides*
Virgil: *looks across the room to see Roman sitting on the couch watching TV*
Virgil: Yo L, weird request but can you stand in front of Roman real quick?
Logan: *puts down book* Uhh Okay?
Logan: *gets up and stands in front of Roman*
Roman: *looks up and sees Logan* Hello there, Nerd!
Logan: Salutations Roman. I was told by Virgil to stand here for some odd reason but I'm not entirely sure why-
Virgil: *quickly pushes Logan from behind and quickly sinks back down*
Logan: *falls on top of Roman while blushing* M-my apologies Roman, I didn't mean to-
Roman: *blushing* I-it's alright Specs
Virgil: Did it
Remus: Ha! Nice!
Remus: Alright Janny, you have two dares
Janus: This can't go bad at all. What is it?
Remus: The first one says Janus, *blep* when Patton boops your nose
Remus: He already naturally bleps when you boop his nose!
Janus: *blushes* What no I don't!
Remus *smirks and raises finger*
Janus: Don't. You. Dare.
Remus: Yeah you're right, Patton's gonna do it for me anyway!
Janus: The hell am I supposed to do, just casually ask him to boop my nose!?
Remus: YES! NOW STOP BEING A STALLING PUSSY AND GO!
Janus: Whatever *sinks down to where Patton is*
Patton: Oh hey, Jan!
Janus: *blushing* Patton, I'm going to need you to totally question what I'm about to ask you to do right now
Patton: Okaaay what is it?
Janus: *blushing* Could you not boop my nose real quick?
Patton: Of course Jan!
Patton: *boops Janus' nose* Boop!
Janus: *bleps*
Patton: Aww
Janus: *shakes head and blushes* Nyeh thank you *quickly sinks back down*
Patton: *waves* You're welcome!
Janus: *still a little bit red on the face* Alright, what's my stupid last dare so I can get this over with!?
Remus: *cackling* Alright it says Janus say something NICE AND TRUE about everyone
Janus: Nice and True is totally in my vocabulary but alright
Janus: Roman's an egotistical narcissist
Remus: That may be true but it has to be something nice
Janus: *sighs* Fine
Janus: Roman has the qualities of a noble knight and shows great bravery
Janus: Logan is smart and has great knowledge about philosophers and valuable information about everything in general
Janus: Patton is caring, loving, supportive, adorable, and nice and i love everything about him
Janus: Virgil, you are vigilant, aware, and agile and I like that about you
Virgil: *smiles* Thanks
Janus: And Remus
Remus: Yeah?
Janus: You are a revolting, destructive, disgusting, trash goblin
Remus: *sniffs* Thank you!
Janus: Yeah yeah sure whatever
Janus: Anyways Remus your dare says Remus... Arouse Virgil ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Janus: *looks up to see Remus already making out with Virgil in the corner*
Janus: *facepalms* Why am I not surprised
Janus: *hears Virgil moan in the distance* OKAY NOPE!
Janus: THE DARE WAS TO AROUSE HIM NOT TO FUCK HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM!
Remus: *pulls away from Virgil* Ugh fine you're no fun MOM
Janus: Shut up
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
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