Remus: *cackles* Virgil me and you got a dare from BadBoiMEG
Virgil: What is it?
Remus: It says I dare for Remus, Virgil, Roman, and Logan to become toddlers and Janus and Pat have to take care of them
Virgil: People must really love Wine Mom Janus huh
Remus: *cackles* Yup!
Virgil: Alright let's do it
Virgil: Also Remus as much as I don't mind you wearing this, you do realize it's been 5 asks/dares and you can put your regular clothes back on now right?
Remus: Oh that's right
Remus: *snaps his fingers*
Remus: *has his regular clothes back on*
Remus: Alright let's go!
Remus and Virgil: *sink down to where Logan and Roman are*
Remus: Alright don't question this but we're gonna turn you both and each other into toddlers Cool? Cool!
Roman: Wait wha-
Remus: *turns all of them into toddlers*
Remus: *cackles* Ih werhked!
Roman: Damn ih Wemus why dih you do dat
Logan: Dah weal quehstion ih why dih I hah to be involed
Remus: *cackles* Too bah!
Janus and Patton: *walk in the room*
Janus: Yeah but then it wouldn't really-
Janus and Patton:*see Remus, Virgil, Roman, and Logan*
Janus: Oh no...
Remus: Hi!
Patton: *gasps* Awwww!
Patton: You guys are so little and adorable now!
Janus: *pinches the bridge of his nose and mumbles* Remus you're such an asshole
Remus: *smirking* I'm sowwy wuh wus dah Mama Jyanus?
Janus: *sighs* NOTHING my dear trash rat of a son!
Remus: *cackles*
Roman: Wemus how wong is dis gunna wast?
Remus: Duh hole dey so hah fun!
*Time Skip*
Roman: *runs to Patton* Podway! Podway!
Patton: What's the matter Roman?
Roman: *points at Remus* Wemus hih me!
Remus: I dih nah!
Patton: Remus did you hit your brother?
Remus: Nu!
Patton: *gives Remus a look*
Remus: *sighs and puts his head down* Yesh...
Patton: I'll let it slide this time Remus but if it happens again you have to go in time-out
Remus: Okie!
Remus and Roman: *walk away from Patton*
Roman: *smirks* Hey Wemus guess wuh?
Remus: Wuh?
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y