Remus: Alright we each got a dare from FictionalKitten
Remus: The first one is for you Jan and it says Janus: For 24 hours you can only speak in Hamilton quotes but they have to relate to the conversation you're having
Janus: 24 hours!?
Remus: *cackles* Yup and your time starts now
Janus: I can't even cheat the dare because it has to relate to the conversation how am I gonna-
Remus: Don't worry about it Jan I'm gonna be helping you to make it a little easier so how do you feel about your dare?
Janus: *facepalms* I will never be satisfied
Remus: *smirks* Jan are you just gonna give up the dare just like that and be seen as a quitter and not take the opportunity to be dramatic?
Janus: *glares at Remus* I am not throwin' away my shot
Remus: *cackles* That's the spirit!
Remus: Alright the next one is my dare and it says Remus: every time you see Roman shout "get back demon of hell!" and smack him with your morning star
Remus: *cackles and takes out his morning star* Say no more!
Remus: And Scare Bear your dare says Virgil: whenever you're around Logan you have to speak in false facts Sorry if I get any of you killed! Luv u!!
Remus: We love you too!
Janus: You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story
Virgil: Oh god as hilarious as the thought of this dare may be I really don't wanna know what he's gonna do to me when he reaches his limit
Remus: Don't worry Vee Vee if he even lays a finger on you Romano is not gonna be the only one getting smacked with my morning star
Virgil: Thanks
Remus: No problem
Remus: Alright let's go boys
Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink down to the light sides*
Roman: What are you guys-
Remus: *points his morning star at Roman* Get back demon of hell!
Roman: Remus what-
Remus: *knocks Roman out with his morning star*
Roman: *falls to the floor unconscious*
Janus: Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now
Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *laugh*
Logan: *walks in the room* Oh salutations everyone
Virgil: Hey L did you know if you eat seeds the seed of whatever you ate will grow in your stomach?
Logan: What? Virgil that is physically impossible the stomach is much too harsh an environment for any seed to survive because the stomach contains stomach acid and-
Virgil: Nah I'm pretty sure I'm right L
Logan: *sighs and walks away* Of course you are Virgil
Janus: You'll be back, time will tell
Remus: *cackles* Good luck with him Scare Bear
Virgil: *sighs and walks the direction Logan went* I'm gonna need it...
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y