Remus: We have two dares and an ask from WeAreTheFreaks03
Virgil: What is it?
Remus: The first one is for me and it says Dare for Remus Casually (in your WONDERFUL chaotic manner you trash panda) go up to Roman and argue about how maces are better then hit him over the head again UwU
Remus: You had me at wonderful chaotic manner! Be right back!
Remus: *sinks down to where Roman is*
Remus: Hello, brother~
Roman: What do you want "Duke of disasters"?
Remus: Well dear brother, I just wanted to stop by and say...
Remus: MACES ARE FUCKING BETTER THAN SWORDS!
Roman: Uh you're one to fucking talk cause your logo is literally a whole ass tentacle sword!
Remus: *inhales* Oh look, the next Gay Disney Prince!
Roman: *looks behind him* Where?
Remus: *hits Roman on the head with his mace*
Roman: *gets knock out unconscious*
Remus: Number one rule Ro-bro
Remus: IM. ALWAYS. RIGHT!
Remus: *sinks back down*
Remus: The deed has been done!
Remus: Anyways, Janus your dare says Dare for Janus Also to Roman, dare you to hiss at Roman about the fact he was wrong about your name. IT'S FRIGGIN AWESOME YOU SNEK BOI!
Janus: THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!
Remus: Well what are you waiting for Jan man get to it!
Janus: Oh you better believe I will *sinks down to where Roman is*
Janus: *hisses at Roman*
Roman: *comes back from being unconscious* What is it now Bananaconda?
Janus: Well I totally didn't show up here to brag about the fact that you were WRONG about my name being stupid!
Roman: *mumbles* Still makes you sound like a middle school librarian...
Janus: FIRST of all, it's JANUS not JANICE!
Janus: And SECOND of all, the fans waited TWO LONG YEARS for my name reveal and they STIlLL loved the outcome!
Roman: But-
Janus: And before you even say it, at least I CARE about your brother! *sinks back down*
Roman: ...
Janus: That felt SO GOOD to get off my chest!
Remus: Wow a happy AND an honest Janus
Virgil: A happy and honest Janus is best Janus
Remus: Yes. Anyways, Scare Bear your question says for Virgil an ask Which side ship is your otp? Like in general not in this universe.
Virgil: Me X Gerard Way or Me X Brendon Urie
Remus: Ship it like FedEx!
Virgil: One day Gee and Beebo! one day!
Janus: You are so unbelievably emo
Virgil: Thank you
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y
