Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Immortal Janus

Remus: Alright we have a few dares from CCATFVAM

Remus: The first one is for you Jan and it says Janus, go snuggle up with Patton for a bit then come back, you can do whatever you want to Virgil and Remus for 6 hours, then go have another cartoon marathon with Patton while Remus and Virgil clean up whatever messes were made in those 6 hours

Janus: That's it, it's official, I've finally lost every self doubt that I ever had and now believe that I am truly loved

Remus: Good

Janus: Alright I won't be back

Janus: *sinks down to where Patton is*

Patton: Hey Jan!

Janus: Hey

Janus: Patton darling I wasn't wondering if you would like to snuggle?

Patton: *giggles* Is that even a question? Of course!

Janus: *smiles and summons a blanket*

Janus: *wraps the blanket around him and Patton and snuggles with Patton*

Patton: *rubs his head on Janus' chest*

Janus: *kisses Patton's head and holds him closer*

Patton: I love you Jan

Janus: *blushing* I-I love you too Patton

Patton: *smiles and falls asleep on Janus' chest*

Janus: *slowly falls asleep holding Patton close*

*Time Skip*

Both: *wake up* 

Janus: *gets up* Alright I won't be back really quick Patton

Patton: Okay!

Janus: *sinks back down*

Janus: So are you two ready for your 6 hour punishment?

Remus: No

Janus: Too bad!

Janus: For your 6 hours I want you two to clean the whole house 

Remus: The whole house!?

Janus: The whole house. We're talking SPOTLESS here Remus 

Janus: I want this house so clean we can ALL actually eat off the floor

Remus: Wh-

Janus: Don't even say it Remus

Remus: *groans* 

Janus: Have fun!

Janus: *sinks back down to Patton*

Virgil: Alright c'mon Ree

Remus: *frustrated sigh*

Janus: Patton would you like to have another cartoon marathon with me?

Patton: Yes of course! I would love to!

Janus: *smiles*

Janus: So, Amphibia or The Owl House?

Patton: *gasps* The Owl House!

Janus: *smirks* Wise choice

Patton: *giggles*

*Time Skip*

Janus: I'm back so did you both do what you were supposed to do?

Remus and Virgil: *nods their heads in exhaustion*

Janus: *crouches down and drags his finger on the floor*

Janus: *summons a magnifying glass and inspects his gloved finger for any stains but finds nothing*

Janus: Alright you both didn't do a wonderful job

Janus: *puts away the magnifying glass and stands up*

Remus: *sighs* Good

Remus: Alright the last dare is for me and Virgil and it says Virgil and Remus, give Janus immortality and a couple bottles of wine, his favorite kind

Janus: *teary eyed* I think I just might cry

Virgil: *concerned*Jan?

Janus: *wiping his tears* What? I didn't say I was gonna cry you did!

Virgil: Okaaay

Remus: Alright here we go

Remus and Virgil: *gives Janus immortality*

Janus: *is now immortal*

Remus: There now you are an immortal snake boi!

Remus: Now time for your wine prize!

Remus: *summons a couple of bottles of Janus' favorite wine*

Janus: *opens a bottle of wine and inhales in*

Janus: *sighs and smiles* Roscato

Janus: *opens his arms wide* Both of you come here

Remus and Virgil: *hesitate*

Janus: *has his arms still wide open* C'mon I'm actually letting you both hug me

Remus and Virgil: *hug Janus*

Janus: *hugging both Remus and Virgil* Thank you

Remus and Virgil: *smile* You're welcome