Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Eating Cleaning Supplies

Remus: We each got a dare from Blue-the-gamer-gay

Remus: The first one is for you Scare Bear and it says Hey, I have a couple dares 4 u guys :D 1. Virgil, hug me pls :)

Virgil: Uh okay sure

Virgil: *hugs you* There you go

Remus: *opens his arms for a hug and makes grabby hands at Virgil*

Virgil: *playfully rolls his eyes* Yes you can have one too Ree

Virgil: *hugs Remus*

Remus: *sighs satisfied hugging Virgil back* Thank you

Virgil: *still hugging Remus* Yeah yeah

Remus: *cackles and gives Virgil a quick kiss on the lips*

Virgil: *kisses Remus back*

Both: *let go of each other*

Remus: Alright the next one is my dare and it says 2. Remus, this time, eat all the cleaning supplies- (also, sorry for making u sick last time u ate the soap-)

Remus: It's fine you're forgiven!

Remus: *bounces and claps getting excited* I've waited for this moment my entire life!

Virgil: Oh god

Janus: *sighs* Remus just because this is your dare I'll allow it but you're not drinking the bleach

Remus: I'm drinking the fucking bleach Jan!

Janus: No you're not! Virgil!

Virgil: *takes both of Remus' hands* Ree if you love me you won't drink the bleach

Remus: *holding Virgil's hands thinking* It's a trap don't fall for it Remus he does this all of the time

Virgil: Please? I'll let you give me as many kisses as you want or I guess you don't want that anymore and you want me to revoke your affection privileges for a week or even better a mon-

Remus: *sighs frustrated* Oh my god FINE okay I won't! Just stop doing that you know I hate it when you say stuff like that!

Virgil: *smirks and pinches Remus' cheek* I knew you loved me

Remus: *rolls his eyes grumbling* You make it hard not to

Virgil: *laughs and kisses Remus' cheek*

Remus: *smiles softly*

Remus: Jan will you do the honors in unsafety locking the cleaning supplies cabinet

Janus: Remus I'm telling you this right now your stomach is not going to feel 10x worse than the soap

Remus: I'll be fine now open it!

Janus: Alright don't say I didn't warn you

Janus: *summons the lock off the cleaning supplies cabinet*

Remus: *claps excitedly and immediately eats all of the cleaning supplies*

Remus: *burps* Lavender and lemony!

Janus: Are you satisfied now?

Remus: *cackles* VERY!

Remus: See Jan nothing happened I'm perfectly fi-

Remus: *groans and holds his stomach in pain* Fuck okay nope nope it's worse ultimately worse

Virgil: Remus go lay down