Remus: Jan you got a dare from JoffIsTheKing
Janus: What is it?
Remus: It says Hey Jan, ily, and I dare you to get revenge on Remus and Virgil It can be in anyway you want, they deserve it >:)
Janus: *smirking* Oh I certainly don't love you too right now
Remus: *nervous laughter*
Virgil: *getting anxious*
Janus: *smirking* Since I almost froze to death twice, as revenge, you two are going to be staying in the nice warm comforting heat that is my room!
Virgil: Hold on what if we get a heat stroke!?
Janus: Oh well then that sounds like a personal problem because you didn't practice self care and stayed hydrated
Virgil: But-
Janus: *pushes Remus and Virgil in his room* In we go!
Janus: *closes the door and summons the door knob off*
Janus: *smirks and sits on his bed* Now let the fun begin
*Time Skip*
Remus: *licking his own sweat*
Virgil: *takes off his jacket, sweating* Jan how can you stand it in here?
Janus: I don't know Virgil. Why do I have such a hot room? It's definitely not because I'm cold blooded and the sole purpose of this punishment was to have the both of you suffer or anything no never
Remus:*continues licking his sweat* Fair
*Time Skip*
Remus: *sweating and talking to Janus' snakes* What are you two looking at!? Huh!?
Virgil: *still sweating* Janus can we get out now?
Janus: Hmm let me not think about it
Janus: Yes
*Time Skip*
Virgil: *drenched in sweat and breathing heavily* Jan how long do we have to stay in here?
Janus: *not looking up from his magazine* Until I don't feel like it
Remus: *also drenched in sweat* Jan I swear on every slithering serpent on this earth that I'm gonna go insane if you don't let us out of here!
Janus: *still not looking up from his magazine* Aren't you always
Remus: *growls and bangs his head on the wall*
*Time Skip*
Remus and Virgil: *on the virge of passing out*
Virgil: *about to pass out* Jan please let us out...
Remus: *holding himself on the wall* I think I see the light or is that fire...
Janus: *sees Remus and Virgil's state* Alright I don't think you two have had enough
Janus: *summons the door knob back on and opens the door for them*
Virgil: *immediately runs to the fridge and downs the whole water pitcher*
Remus: *runs to the sink and drinks the running sink water*
Janus: So have you two learned your lesson?
Remus and Virgil: *look at Janus with exhaustion* Yes!
Remus and Virgil: *continues drinking their water*
Janus: *smirks*
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y