Virgil: Uh Jan
                              Janus: Yeah?
                              Virgil: So I got a dare from stormynerd
                              Virgil: And it says I dare Virgil to flirt with another side (he can choose) to make Remus jealous. Make sure you tell the chosen side's boyfriend beforehand that it's a dare so they don't get angry at you. Once you've completed the dare, reward Remus with a nice kiss.
                              Virgil: And I was wondering if I can do it on you cause I'm REALLY not comfortable doing it to the others
                              Janus: Alright
                              Virgil: Thanks
                              Remus: *walks in the room* Hey guys do you think that I-
                              Remus: *sees Virgil caressing Janus' cheek* 
                              Virgil: *caressing Janus' cheek* I still don't get how your scales are so smooth
                              Janus: The ones on my chest aren't smooth either
                              Virgil: *glances at Remus, still stroking Janus' cheek*
                              Remus: *looks the other way pretending he wasn't watching them*
                              Remus: *walking away pretending nothing happend* Um OOH I think I saw something moving over there...
                              Virgil and Janus: *look at each other*
                              *Time Skip*
                              Remus: *sitting on the couch*
                              Virgil: *glances at Remus*
                              Virgil: *takes off his hoodie and ties it around his neck*
                              Virgil: Hey Jan lemme use your hat real quick
                              Janus: *takes off his hat and gives it to Virgil* Alright
                              Virgil: *puts on Janus' hat and poses like him* I'm you now
                              Janus: *chuckles* You're not gonna need more practice if you want to be a master of deception such as myself
                              Virgil: *still wearing Janus' hat* I'll get there
                              Janus: You're right you just did 
                              Virgil and Janus: *laugh*
                              Remus: *looking away tapping his fingers on the couch and shaking his leg*
                              *Time Skip*
                              Virgil: You know Jan, I think I find it interesting that Remus said we would be Veronica and JD in Heathers
                              Janus: Yeah cause that wouldn't mean we would have to re-enact Dead Girl Walking
                              Remus: *grabs Janus' neck, choking him to the floor and about to hit him with his morning star*
                              Remus: YOU SLITHERING SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GET PATTON AND TRY TO TAKE VIRGIL FROM ME!!!
                              Janus: *suffocating and trying to pry Remus' hand off his neck*
                              Virgil: *trying to get Remus off of Janus* Remus calm down! It was a dare let him go!
                              Remus: LIES!
                              Virgil: *shows Remus the dare* See
                              Remus: *sees the dare and immediately lets go of Janus and drops his morning star*
                              Janus: *gasps trying catch his breath and coughs*
                              Remus: *sits down holding his head in his hands* Jan I'm sorry 
                              Janus: *controlling his breathing* It's not alright Remus you knew it was a dare
                              Remus: I know it's just...
                              Remus: *sighs*
                              Virgil: *sits on Remus' lap and wraps his arms around his neck* You know that dare also said to give you a reward
                              Remus: *wraps his arms around Virgil's waist* Oh really now?
                              Virgil: *nods his head* Mhmm
                              Remus: And what may that reward be my little emo nightmare?
                              Virgil: This
                              Virgil: *kisses Remus*
                              Remus: *kisses Virgil back*
                              Janus: *watching them kiss*  Wholesome. I almost died, but wholesome
                                      
                                          
                                   
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