Virgil: Uh Jan
Janus: Yeah?
Virgil: So I got a dare from stormynerd
Virgil: And it says I dare Virgil to flirt with another side (he can choose) to make Remus jealous. Make sure you tell the chosen side's boyfriend beforehand that it's a dare so they don't get angry at you. Once you've completed the dare, reward Remus with a nice kiss.
Virgil: And I was wondering if I can do it on you cause I'm REALLY not comfortable doing it to the others
Janus: Alright
Virgil: Thanks
Remus: *walks in the room* Hey guys do you think that I-
Remus: *sees Virgil caressing Janus' cheek*
Virgil: *caressing Janus' cheek* I still don't get how your scales are so smooth
Janus: The ones on my chest aren't smooth either
Virgil: *glances at Remus, still stroking Janus' cheek*
Remus: *looks the other way pretending he wasn't watching them*
Remus: *walking away pretending nothing happend* Um OOH I think I saw something moving over there...
Virgil and Janus: *look at each other*
*Time Skip*
Remus: *sitting on the couch*
Virgil: *glances at Remus*
Virgil: *takes off his hoodie and ties it around his neck*
Virgil: Hey Jan lemme use your hat real quick
Janus: *takes off his hat and gives it to Virgil* Alright
Virgil: *puts on Janus' hat and poses like him* I'm you now
Janus: *chuckles* You're not gonna need more practice if you want to be a master of deception such as myself
Virgil: *still wearing Janus' hat* I'll get there
Janus: You're right you just did
Virgil and Janus: *laugh*
Remus: *looking away tapping his fingers on the couch and shaking his leg*
*Time Skip*
Virgil: You know Jan, I think I find it interesting that Remus said we would be Veronica and JD in Heathers
Janus: Yeah cause that wouldn't mean we would have to re-enact Dead Girl Walking
Remus: *grabs Janus' neck, choking him to the floor and about to hit him with his morning star*
Remus: YOU SLITHERING SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GET PATTON AND TRY TO TAKE VIRGIL FROM ME!!!
Janus: *suffocating and trying to pry Remus' hand off his neck*
Virgil: *trying to get Remus off of Janus* Remus calm down! It was a dare let him go!
Remus: LIES!
Virgil: *shows Remus the dare* See
Remus: *sees the dare and immediately lets go of Janus and drops his morning star*
Janus: *gasps trying catch his breath and coughs*
Remus: *sits down holding his head in his hands* Jan I'm sorry
Janus: *controlling his breathing* It's not alright Remus you knew it was a dare
Remus: I know it's just...
Remus: *sighs*
Virgil: *sits on Remus' lap and wraps his arms around his neck* You know that dare also said to give you a reward
Remus: *wraps his arms around Virgil's waist* Oh really now?
Virgil: *nods his head* Mhmm
Remus: And what may that reward be my little emo nightmare?
Virgil: This
Virgil: *kisses Remus*
Remus: *kisses Virgil back*
Janus: *watching them kiss* Wholesome. I almost died, but wholesome
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y