Virgil: Ree you got a dare from Abcd3fgg
Remus: Ooh! What is it?
Virgil: It says Okay you need to get Remus and Remy into a session with Dr. Picani so we can work out whatever's going on there
Remus: Hmm how about...
Remus: FUCK THAT!
Virgil: Remus come on you have to fix this issue!
Remus: *crosses his arms and looks away*
Virgil: *sighs* Would it help if I went with you?
Remus: *thinks about it and nods*
Virgil: *sighs* Alright come on
Remus and Virgil: *sink down to Picani's office*
Virgil: I'm gonna go get him
Remus: *nods and waits for Virgil*
Virgil: *sinks down to where Remy is*
*A Few Moments Later*
Virgil: *comes back with Remy* Alright let's go
Virgil: *opens the door*
Emile: Remus! Remy! Virgil! Hello!
Remy: Hey babes
Remus:*mumbles* Hi
Virgil: Hey Picani
Emile: Take a seat take a seat
Remus and Remy: *sit down*
Virgil: *sits in between Remus and Remy*
Emile: So what brings you guys here today?
Virgil: Remus is having a little conflict with Remy
Remus: *mumbling* A "little" conflict is putting it lightly
Emile: *takes out a notepad and pencil* Alright Remus do you mind telling me why you're having problems with Remy?
Remus: He knows what he did!
Remy: Um I actually really fucking don't?
Remus: Don't play dumb name stealer you know exactly what you did!
Remy: Um no?
Emile: Care to explain Remus?
Remus: Trying to steal my friends, my name, my job at being Thomas' sleep paralysis demon and keeping him awake at night!
Remy: I didn't try to steal anything from you?
Remus: Oh would you look at that, trying to steal Janus' job too, wow you're on a role
Remy: *gets up* You know I'm getting real tired of your shit Remus!
Remus: *gets up as well* Oh and you don't think I'm sick of yours too!
Virgil: *get in between Remus and Remy* Guys stop
Remy: Well you intrusive thot maybe if you didn't do your job at all I would be able to do mine!
Remus: That still doesn't change the fact that you're trying to copy me!
Remy: Okay Remus what comes first during childhood Sleep or Creativity?
Emile: *raises his hand*
Remy: *not looking away from Remus* Yes babe?
Emile: Sleep?
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y