Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Remus Eats Food

Remus: I got a dare from Queen-Slytherdor

Remus: And it says-

Remus: *face drops*

Remus: Okay you know what? Fuck this game I'm not doing it!

Virgil: What? What happened Ree? What does it say?

Remus Oh wouldn't you like to know!?

Virgil: Um I actually would?

Remus: *frustrated sigh* It says Remus you should know better by now. I dare Remus to eat actual food with no trash or weird stuff on it for a week.

Virgil: Told you that you were gonna jinx yourself Ree

Remus: You see Virgil there's this thing called not expecting people to be so cruel and actually fucking do it!

Virgil: Yeah but the more you say it, the more you're gonna tempt someone to actually do it

Remus: *crosses his arms* I'm not doing it

Virgil: Oh c'mon Remus at least try

Remus: Nope not doing it!

Virgil: *gets an idea*

Virgil: Okay how about this Ree? If you can go a whole week eating actual food without disgusting stuff on it I'll give you a little reward

Remus: *looks at Virgil suspiciously* What's the reward?

Virgil: Nope you'll find out until you finish your dare

Remus: Oh c'mon can I at least get a hint!?

Virgil: All I'm gonna say is that I know for a fact that you're gonna love it

Remus: Ugh I hate it when you're just so vague!

*Time Skip*

Janus: *in the kitchen*

Remus: *walks in the kitchen* Hey Jan um

Remus: Can I have a pickle?

Janus: What sauce will it be today? Ketchup? Hot sauce? Mustard?

Remus: Um uh no sauce on it just the pickle itself

Janus: *surprised* Oh uh okay?

Janus: *about to give Remus the pickle jar but stops*

Janus: You sure you don't want anything on it?

Remus: Yup I'm sure nothing on it...

Janus: Okay?

Janus: *gives Remus the pickle jar*

Remus: *takes the pickle jar* Thanks...

Remus: Oh and uh Jan can you help me make a sandwich later?

Remus: Just a regular sandwich...

Janus: Okay who are you and what have you done with Remus?

Remus: What can't a duke just come in the mindpalace kitchen and eat a jar of pickles around here!?

Janus: *gives Remus a look* What was the dare?

Remus: *sighs* Okay so basically I have to eat actual food without disgusting stuff for a whole week

Remus: I didn't want to do it at first cause I was like "No fuck that I'm not doing it" but then Virgil bribed me by saying if I could go the full week I'll get a reward that I'll apparently love