Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Wine Mom Janus

Remus: Scare Bear we both got a dare from Cassey_Fox

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: It says So you know how in dare books they dare characters into becoming children for one day? How would Janus react to that?

Remus: *smirking* You thinking what I'm thinking?

Virgil: Wine Mom Janus?

Remus: *smirking and nodding his head* Wine Mom Janus!

Virgil: Alright so how do we do this? We just turn into kids or?

Remus: Yup! 

Virgil: Alright

Remus: You ready Scare Bear?

Virgil: Yeah

Remus *trying to focus* Alright here we go

Remus: *shapeshifts into a child*

Virgil: *also shapeshifts into a child*

Remus: Ha ha ih werhked!

Virgil: *wearing his hood and chewing on his thumb*

Remus: Now aw we hah tu du ih find Jyanus!

Janus: *walks in the room* Do you guys know where-

Janus: *sees Remus and Virgil* Oh no...

Remus: *waving* Hewwo!

Janus: Wha-

Virgil: *points at Remus* It wus Wemus' idea

Virgil: *goes back to chewing his thumb*

Remus: *smirking* He he

Janus: *facepalms and groans* Why am I not surprised

*Time Skip*

Remus: *climbs on top of the fridge*

Remus: *about to jump* I'm gwunna be jus wike Gween Wantwern!

Janus: *slightly panicking* Remus get down from there!

Remus: Okie!

Remus: *jumps off the fridge* Wheee!

Janus: *quickly runs and catches Remus in time*

Remus: *cackling and clapping* Again! Again!

Janus: *still carrying Remus* Y'know you're even more of a pain in the ass when you're a kid 

Remus: *cackles and blows a raspberry at Janus*

Janus: And a brat

Remus: He he

*Time Skip*

Remus: Jyanus I wan McDonalds!

Janus: Remus we're not getting McDonalds

Remus: C'mon pweeeease

Janus: *stern* No!

Remus: *glares at Janus and holds his breath through his mouth*

Janus: *confused* Wha- What are you doing?

Virgil: He's guwwa hwold his bweath until you gih him McDonalds

Virgil: *goes back to chewing his thumb*

Janus: Alright knock it off Remus we all know you're not gonna hold your breath for that long

Remus: *still holding his breath and glaring at Janus*