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by Shadow101921

by Shadow101921

Remus: Jan you got a question from JoffIsTheKing

Janus: What is it

Remus: It says Fun fact: Some snakes fart as a defense mechanism To Janus: D o y o u d o t h a t ? (I'm so sorry)

Virgil: *snorts* What

Remus: *cackles* I never knew that

Janus: ...

Remus: *smirking* Well Jan do you?

Janus: Okay for once I'm going to be completely honest about this

Janus: NO I DO NOT DO THAT!

Janus: The only defense mechanisms I have are hissing and actually striking

Janus: Or hypnotism if you push me too far

Remus: Aw L A M E!

Janus: *rolls his eyes*

Remus: Oh yeah Jan did you know that fox urine is a very good natural repellent for snakes

Virgil: Gross

Janus: Why do you-

Janus: You know what I'm not even gonna ask