Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

50 Pounds Of Sugar

Remus: *bouncing excitedly*

Virgil: Someone's excited

Remus: Yup cause you got a dare from HeatherGrace133

Virgil: Oh boy... what is it?

Remus: It says *whispers in Virgil's ear* So Janus has been getting way too much love lately and it's time to ruin it! Virgil, feed Remus 50 POUNDS of sugar and lock him in a small room with Janus. This room has to be completely empty other than one bottle of wine and a stick of dynamite. There is a 90% chance of Janus having emotional truama after this but oh well If 1 pound is enough to almost kill Janus, who knows what 50 will do.

Virgil: *wide eyed* Remus no!

Remus: *still bouncing* C'mon please please please!

Virgil: *sighs* Fine hold on

Virgil: Jan can you come here real quick!

Janus: *walks in the room* What

Virgil: Can you follow me for a second?

Janus: *getting suspicious* Okay?

Janus: *follows Virgil*

Virgil: *stops in front of a door*

Janus: Alright what-

Virgil: *quickly shoves Janus in the small empty room with wine and a stick of dynamite*

Virgill: *locks the door*

Janus: *banging on the door* Virgil what the hell is going on!?

Remus: *bouncing and clapping his hands excitedly*

Virgil: Please try not to hurt him too badly

Remus: I won't now gimme gimme gimme!

Virgil: *sighs and feeds Remus 50 pounds of sugar*

Virgil: *quickly unlocks the door and shoves Remus in the room and locks it again*

Janus: Remus what is-

Remus: *eyes glowing green and bouncing* HI JANNNNN WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!!!

Janus: *realizes what's happening and panics* No no no no no no!

Janus: *banging his fist on the door* Virgil! VIrgil open the door please!

Virgil: *has his back against the door and cringing*

Janus: Virgil please!!!

Remus: *grabs Janus and lifts him up high* WE SHOULD TRY THAT FLYING TRICK AGAIN!!

Janus: Remus stop please no!!!

Remus: *throws Janus across the room even harder than last time* FLY BE FREEEE!!!

Janus: *hits the wall hard and groans*

Remus: *runs around the whole room* WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

Janus: *crawls to the stick of dynamite*

Janus: *takes it*

Janus: Fuck I forgot I'm immortal now damn it!

Remus: *stops running and takes the stick of dynamite out of Janus' hand* OOOH! WHAT'S THIS???

Remus: *eats the dynamite* MMMM SPICY!!!!

Remus: *continues to run around the whole room again* WHEEEEEE!!!

Janus: *on the floor sobbing*

*Time Skip*

Remus: HEY JAN HEY JAN JAN JAN JAN JAN!!!

Janus: *still on the floor numb* What

Remus: *takes out his morning star* LET'S PLAY CATCH THE SNAKE!!!!!

Janus: *panics* No no no no no Remus!

Remus: *strikes his morning star at Janus*

Janus: *quickly gets out of the way and stands up*

Remus: *still holding his morning star* AWWW I MISSED!!!

Remus: *lifts his morning star back up* WELP NOW TO TRY AGAIN!!!

Janus: *runs away from Remus* No no no no no no Remus stop!

Remus: *chases Janus and cackles like a maniac* WHEEEEEEE!

*Time Skip*

Remus: *running around the room again* GOTTA GO FAST DUKEY DUKEY DUKEY!!!!

Janus: *laying on the floor and drinking the bottle of wine while sobbing*

Janus: *drunkenly singing* Mamma mia, here I go again

Janus: *drunkenly singing* My my, how can I resist you?

Janus: *takes a swig of the wine*

Janus: *drunkenly singing* Mamma mia, does it show again

Janus: *drunkenly singing* My my, just how much I've missed you?

Janus: *continues to drink the wine and sobs* 

*Time Skip* 

Janus: *on the floor numb and hugging the empty wine bottle*

Remus: *running around the room and cackling*

Remus: *slowing down* Dukey sleepy...

Remus: *crashes to the floor and falls asleep*

Janus: *gets up from the floor and looks up* Finally

Janus: *slowly walks to the door and knocks*

Janus: *numb* Virgil please open the door he's asleep...

Virgil: *unlocks the door and opens it*

Virgil: *sees Janus' state* Wow uh

Janus: *points at Virgil* Never... Again...

Janus: *slowly walks to his room, broken* I'm gonna go take a nap...

Virgil: Yup he is definitely broken