Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Happy Remus

Remus: I got a dare from 420mAdMaXy69

Remus: And it says I dare Remus to just have a happy mental health day or whatever, do what makes him happy! Him and the other two are comfort characters and my gender dysphoria and mental health has been bad lately so I want the character I relate to most to have happy times ~^~

Remus: *gasps* It's official I'm officially loved!

Virgil: Of course you are why wouldn't you be?

Remus: *gives Virgil a look*

Virgil: Okay but to be fair Ree you gave them those ideas

Remus: Yeah yeah whatever anyways

Remus: Hmm something that makes me happy hmm happy day happy day

Remus: *gets an idea*

Remus: *smirks* Jan~

Janus: What

Remus: For my happy day can you...

Remus: *summons deodorant* Eat this whole stick of deodorant! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Janus: What ew no why me!?

Remus: Cause I said so and Virgil already did

Janus: Yeah but he took a bite out of it he didn't actually eat the whole thing!

Remus: Cause his dare said SOME of it not the whole thing so stop making excuses and eat it!

Janus: *crosses his arms* I'm not doing it

Remus: Oh c'mon Jan please

Janus: No

Remus: Please Jan for me and my happy day

Janus: *looks the other way*

Remus: Don't make me tell Patton you're doubting and talking bad about yourself again

Janus: *without hesitation* Give me the deodorant!

Virgil: Wow

Remus: *cackles and gives Janus the deodorant*

Janus: *takes the deodorant and uncaps it*

Janus: *hesitates*

Remus: *smirking* Go ahead~

Janus: *takes a deep breath in and a deep breath out* I hate you so much Remus

Janus: *bites the deodorant and chews it in disgust*

Remus: *cackles* Mmm delicious isn't it Jan?

Janus: *flips Remus off as he's still chewing in disgust*

Janus: *swallows and gags*

Janus: *trying not to vomit* This is fucking terrible

Remus: *cackles* C'mon Jan you're almost done

Janus: *frustrated sigh* Fuck it

Janus: *eats the rest of the deodorant and chews it in disgust*

Remus and Virgil: *clap*

Remus: *clapping* Yay good job Jan!

Janus: *throws the stick of deodorant at Remus, still chewing in disgust*

Remus: *moves out of the way cackling*

Janus: *swallows and gags*

Janus: *about to vomit* Oh god that was not worth it