Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Suggestions

Remus: We have a few questions and dares from Fanders-And-Fandoms

Remus: The first question is for me and it says Remus: What's your favorite thing to "suggest" to Thomas? 

Remus: Sticking a fork in the toaster or the electrical socket?

Remus: Nah

Remus: Walk on a bunch of legos?

Remus: Nope

Remus: JUMPING OUT OF A MOVING CAR!

Remus: Definitely!

Remus: I've been suggesting it to him for ages and still nothing!

Virgil: Yeah because I always have to stop him from doing it whenever you suggest that to him

Remus: But it's so fuuuuun!

Remus: Have you SEEN what it looks like when someone jumps out of a moving car?

Virgil: *rolls his eyes* You're ridiculous Remus

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: Alright the first dare is for you and Jan and it says Janus & Virgil: Let Remus do whatever he wants for 5 minutes

Remus: *gasps*

Janus: Oh no

Remus: Oh yes!

Remus: *getting excited* There's so much to do in 5 minutes!

Remus: What should I do? What should I do? Um

Remus: *smirks* I know EXACTLY what to do!

Remus: *runs to the kitchen*

Janus and Virgil: *run after Remus* Remus!

 Janus and Virgil: *see Remus putting a bunch of food and sauces in a blender*

Janus: *disgusted* Remus what the hell are you doing

Remus: *adding milk and ketchup in the blender* Um? Making a smoothie what else does it look like I'm doing

Remus: *adds pickle juice and cereal in the blender*

Virgil: Remus that's not how you make a smoothie 

Remus: *adds juice and bread in the blender* Of course it is!

Janus: *facepalms* 

Remus: *adds a stick of deodorant and liquid soap in the blender*

Remus: *blends the stuff in the blender and pours it in 3 cups*

Remus: So since I get to do whatever I want for 5 minutes you guys are gonna drink this smoothie I made with me!

Remus: *gives both of them a cup*

Janus and Virgil: *take their cups and gag from the smell*

Remus: *raises his cup* To freedom!

Virgil and Janus: *raise their cups trying not to vomit* To freedom

All: *clink their cups*

All: *drink the "smoothie"*

Virgil: *immediately runs to the trash can and throws up*

Janus: *immediately runs to the sink and throws up*

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: *drinks the rest of his "smoothie"* Mmm!

Remus: I should've added laundry detergent to give it a little notch

Janus: *aggressively scrubs his tounge with the sponge*

Virgil: *spits and rinses his mouth in the sink*

Remus: Oh come on guys it wasn't THAT bad!

Virgil and Janus: *look at Remus* To you!

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: So you guys ready for the last dare?

Virgil and Janus: No!

Remus: I promise it's not bad come on!

All: *leave the kitchen*

Remus: Alright so the last dare is for you Virgil and it says Virgil: Take Janus' hat

Virgil: *surprised* That's it?

Remus: Yup!

Virgil: Alright

Virgil: *takes Janus' hat and puts it on his head*

Remus: Alright and the last question is for you Jan and it says Janus: Are the other two like your kids?

Janus: No

Janus: *points to Remus* Especially not this one

Remus: *cackles* I love you too mom!