Remus: Virgil where's Jan?
Virgil: He went to go help Thomas with something why?
Remus: Good because we got a dare and a question from SkittlesReadsFanfics
Remus: The dare is for either me or you and it says *Read this when Janus isn't around* I dare Remus or Virgil to ask Patton to rub Janus' scales when they're cuddling or something. I wanna know what would happen if you massage them-
Virgil: Oh god you do it
Remus: *cackles* Oh Jan's gonna have a VERY nice time
Remus: *sinks down to where Patton is*
Patton: Hey Remus!
Remus: Hi Patty~
Remus: Can you do me a favor and rub Jan's scales when you guys cuddle?
Remus: He REALLY loves getting his scales rubbed
Patton: Sure!
Remus: Great but don't tell him I told you to okay
Patton: Okay!
Remus: Perfect bye Patton
Patton: Bye Remus!
Remus: *sinks back down*
Janus: *walks in the room* Alright what'd I miss?
Remus: Well other then the fact that you got a dare to go cuddle with Patton nothing really
Janus: Oh uh alright I won't be back
Janus: *sinks down to where Patton is*
Patton: Hey Jan!
Janus: Hey
Both: *give each other a quick kiss on the lips*
Janus: *takes both of Patton's hands* So Patton I wasn't wondering if you would like to cuddle for a little bit?
Patton: *holding Janus' hands* Of course Jan!
Janus: *smiles*
*Time Skip*
Janus and Patton: *cuddling and watching TV*
Patton: *remembers what he has to do*
Patton: *slowly reaches for Janus' scales and starts to rub them*
Janus: *shivers and slightly leans in the touch*
Patton: *rubbing Janus' scales* Wow they really are smooth
Janus: *squeezing his eyes shut and biting his lip and thinking* Fuck
Janus: *takes Patton's hand away from his face, blushing and breathing a little heavily* T-That's that's enough darling
Patton: Did I do something wrong?
Janus: No no no of course you didn't it's just that my scales...
Janus: *clears his throat and blushing* They're... Sensitive...
Patton: Sensitive? Like ticklish ?
Janus: *blushing* Yeah... Yeah we'll go with that
Patton: Oh okay
Janus: Yeah
Janus: *clears his throat and gets up* Anyways Patton I don't have to get going
Patton: Okay
Both: *give each other a quick kiss on the lips*
Patton Bye Jan
Janus: Bye Patton
Janus: *sinks back down*
Janus: *takes a deep breath out*
Remus: *trying not to laugh* What happened Jan? Felt something you liked?
Remus: *cackles*
Janus: *blushing* Remus what the hell was actually the dare!?
Remus: *calming down from his laughing fit* Okay okay so basically it was for me or Virgil and one of us had to tell Patton to rub your scales when you guys cuddle
Janus: *blushing and hitting Remus' arm* You fucking asshole and you did it anyway!
Remus: *cackling*
Janus: Ugh I hate you so much Remus
Remus: *cackles*
Remus: Alright the last one is a question for you Jan and it says Also question, Janus would you be a dear and mind explaining what you did when you left when Remus and Patton sung Caramelldansen?~
Virgil: Oh god
Janus: *blushing*
Remus: *smirking* Yeah Jan what did you do when you left after I gave you those oh so pleasant thoughts about Patton~?
Janus: *blushing* N-Nothing!
Remus: Really? You said you were gonna go to the bathroom but you left when there was already a bathroom there so what did you really do hmm?
Janus: *blushing* N-Nothing I was getting rid of my nosebleed!
Remus: *smirking* Riiiight "nosebleed" that's what you're calling it now got it
Remus: It totally was the only thing you were trying to get rid of
Remus: *winks*
Janus: *blushing* Fuck you Remus it was your fault it happened anyway!
Remus: *cackling* Yeah I'm not sorry about it either
Janus: *grumbles*
Remus: *cackles* Oh what's that Jan? You want me to give you MORE juicy thoughts about Patton? Sure!
Janus: No no no no stop I'll let you eat from the trash can for a week just don't okay!
Remus: Hmm Deal!
Janus: *sigh of relief*
Remus: *smirks and gives Janus intrusive thoughts*
Janus: *blushing and punches Remus' arm* You asshole!
Remus: *cackling*
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y
