Remus: We all got a dare from CCATFVAM
Virgil: What is it?
Remus: It says Ok, all three of you, choose a Heather and start singing Candy Store Infront of the others, bonus if you actually hit Logan
Remus: *summons on a green suit* Heather Duke!
Janus: *summons on a red suit* Heather Chandler
Virgil: *summons on a yellow suit* Heather McNamara
Remus: Perfect let's go!
Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink down to the light sides*
Room: *goes dark*
Janus: Are we gonna have a problem?
Spotlight: *hits Janus*
Janus: You got a bone to pick?
Spotlight: *hits Remus*
Janus: You've come so far, Why now are you pulling on my dick?
Spotlight: *hits Virgil*
Janus: I'd normally slap your face off
Janus: And everyone here could watch
Spotlight: *hits Roman, Logan, and Patton*
Janus: But I'm feeling nice
Janus: Here's some advice
Janus: Listen up, biotch!
Room: *lights go back on*
Janus, Remus and Virgil: I like!
Janus: *singing* Lookin' hot
Janus: *singing* Buying stuff they cannot
Remus and Virgil: I like!
Janus: *singing and takes out wine bottle* Drinkin' hard
Janus: *singing and takes out credit card* Maxin' Dad's credit card
Remus and Virgil: I like!
Janus: *singing* Skippin' gym
Janus: *points at Roman, singing* Scaring her
Janus: *points at Patton and winks, singing* Screwing him
Patton: *doesn't know what screwing means*
Remus and Virgil: I like!
Janus: *singing* Killer clothesJanus, Remus, and Virgil: Kickin' nerds in the nose!
Remus: *kicks Logan in the face*
Logan: *gets hit* Ow!
Janus: *singing* If you lack the balls
Janus: *singing* You can go play dolls
Janus: *singing* Let your mommy fix you a snack
Remus and Virgil: Woah!
Janus: *singing* Or you could come smoke
Janus: *singing* Pound some rum and coke
Janus: *singing* In my Porsche with the quarterback
Janus, Remus and Virgil: Woah! Woah! Woah!
Janus, Remus and Virgil:*singing* Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Janus, Remus and Virgil:*singing* Welcome to my candy storeJanus, Remus and Virgil:*singing* It's time for you to prove
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y