Remus: Alright we have a couple of dares and a question from Just_Gimmie_Gay_Shit
Remus: The first dare is for you Jan and it says Janus: First of all, I'm so sorry for getting you slapped! T^T As an apology, my dare. You go on another date with Patton. And to specify NO ONE can interrupt, and to ensure no one makes a mess *cough Trashman cough* Remus and Virgil aren't allowed to leave Remus' room (Cause I know Remus can't stay in one room for too long so I thought Virgil would help)
Remus: Aww what
Janus: Well for making my day with your dare you are not forgiven
Janus: Alright I won't be back so have fun you two
Janus: *sinks down to where Patton is*
Remus: Alright c'mon Scare Bear
Virgil: *follows Remus to his room*
*With Janus and Patton*
Patton: Hey Jan!
Janus: Hey Patton
Janus: *gives Patton a quick kiss on the lips*
Patton: *kisses Janus back*
Janus: *holds both of Patton's hand* I wasn't wondering if you would like to go on a date?
Patton: *holding Janus' hands and smiles* Yeah I'd like that
Janus: *smiles* Perfect
Janus: *walks hand in hand with Patton*
*Time Skip*
Remus: *slowly getting frustrated and tapping his fingers on his bed*
Virgil: *notices Remus getting uneasy* You okay Remus?
Remus: *looks at Virgil* What? Yeah yeah I'm fine I'm fine
Virgil: So uh Ree what's the other dare say?
Remus: Oh right the last dare is for me and it says Remus: .... Uhhh you and Virgil can have "Fun" *cough* in your room so you can keep your mind off the fact that you're stuck in there for the day
Remus: *wiggles his eyebrows and winks at Virgil*
Virgil: *blushing* W-What?
Remus: *smirking* Do I have your consent~?
Virgil: *blushing* Of course Remus you know you always do
Remus: *cackles* Just making sure
Remus: *pats his thigh and opens his arms*
Virgil: *takes off his jacket and sits in Remus' lap and wraps his arms around his neck*
Remus: *wraps his arms around Virgil's waist* You ready~?
Virgil: *nods his head blushing*
Remus: *smirks*
Remus and Virgil: *make out*
Virgil: *lightly moans*
Remus: *pulls away and kisses Virgil's neck*
Virgil: *gasps* R-Ree~
Remus: *pulls away and pins Virgil to the bed*
Virgil: *looks at Remus with lustful eyes* R-Remus~
Remus: What's the magic word~?
Virgil: Fuck Remus please I can't take it anymore just fucking do it I need you!
Remus: ...
Remus: It was actually deodorant but that works too!
Remus: *continues making out with Virgil*
*Meanwhile with Moceit*
Patton: *blindfolded*
Janus: *feeds Patton a strawberry*
Patton: *eats the strawberry*
Patton: Hmm is it a strawberry?
Janus: Correct
Janus: *feeds Patton a blueberry*
Patton: *eats the blueberry*
Patton: Blueberry!
Janus: Mhmm
Janus: *feeds Patton an apple and a pear* What about this one?
Patton: *eats the apple and pear*
Patton: Hmm an apple and...
Patton: A pear?
Janus: Right again
Janus: *gets an idea*
Janus: *leans closer to Patton* How about...
Janus: *about to kiss Patton* This one...
Janus: *kisses Patton on the lips*
Patton: *kisses Janus back*
Both: *pull away slowly*
Patton: *giggles* Hmm I don't know is it my favorite snake boy Janus?
Janus: *takes the blindfold off Patton and smirks* Ding ding ding we have a winner
Patton: *giggles and wraps his arms around Janus' neck*
Janus: *wraps his arms around Patton's waist and holds him close*
Both: *look at each other and give each other a quick kiss on the lips*
Janus: *holding Patton close* I love you Patton
Patton: *smiles* I love you too Jan
*Time Skip*
Remus: Alright the last one is a question for you Virgil and it says Virgil: Question. If you ever did go to Hogwarts, and became and animagus, choose an animal (Lowkey curious)
Virgil: Hmm probably a wolf because why not
Remus: Nice
Remus and Virgil: *hear a knock at the door*
Remus: *opens his room door to see Janus*
Janus: I'm back
Remus: Oh thank god!
Remus: *runs around the whole house* FREEDOM!
Janus: Wow he really can't stay in one room can he?
Virgil: Nope
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y