Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Virgil's Lap

Remus: *sees he has a dare and thinking* OOH! I got a dare from SandersSidesFan9

Remus: *reading in his head* And it says Remus (don't let Virgil read this) I dare you to randomly sit on Virgil's lap any time he's with another side and make him VERY flustered

Remus: *snickers and thinking* Flustering Virgil is my specialty!

*Time Skip*

Virgil: *sitting on the couch talking to Janus*

Remus: *walks in the room* Hey Scare Bear is this seat taken?

Virgil: No wh-

Remus: *sits on Virgil's lap and faces him*

Virgil: *blushes*

Remus: *smirks* Hi~

Virgil: *blushing* H-Hi?

Remus: Virgil have I ever told you how

Remus: *kisses Virgil's neck* Hot...

Remus: *kisses Virgil's cheek* Sexy...

Remus: *kisses Virgil's forehead* Attractive...

Remus: *kisses the other side of Virgil's cheek* Cute...

Remus: *kisses Virgil's nose* And lovable you are?

Virgil: *flustered* Y-Yeah a-a lot of times actually

Remus: *smirks* Good just thought I should remind you~

Virgil: *blushing* Y-Yeah

Remus: *slowly leans in to kiss Virgil on the lips*

Virgil: *slowly leans in to kiss Remus, still blushing*

Remus: *moves away from Virgil's face before he can kiss him and gets off of his lap and walks away*

Virgil: *confused blushing mess*

Janus: Okay honestly Virgil how did you not see that coming

Virgil: *hides in his hoodie, blushing* Shut up!

*Time Skip*

Virgil: *sitting on the couch and watching TV with Patton* 

Remus: *walks in the room and sits on Virgil's lap*

Patton: *waves*  Hi Remus!

Remus: Hi Patty~

Remus: *faces Virgil* Hey Virgil wanna hear a joke?

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: What did the letter N say to the letter P?

Virgil: What?

Remus: *smirks and leans close to Virgil's ear*

Remus: *moans* Oh~

Virgil: *looks at Remus wide eyed and blushing*

Remus: *cackles*

Patton: What was the joke?

Remus: *smirking* Yeah Virgil tell Patton the joke

Virgil: *blushing* Uh I-It's nothing Patton...

Remus: *cackles*

*Time Skip*

Roman: *sitting on the couch watching TV*

Virgil: *sitting on the couch, on his phone*

Remus: *walks in the room and sits on Virgil's lap*

Virgil: *looks up from his phone* 

Remus: *smirks and slowly licks Virgil's face*

Virgil: *blushing* R-Remus!?

Remus: *smirking* What? I just wanted a little snack~

Remus: *winks*

Virgil: *gets flustered*

Roman: Okay Remus I get that you guys are married and all but like can you not!? And can you please just do that in your own time!?

Remus: Hmmm

Remus: No

Remus: *cackles*

Roman: *rolls his eyes and shakes his head*

*Time Skip*

Janus: *sitting on the couch reading a magazine*

Virgil: *looks around the room and sits on the couch*

Remus: *walks in the room and sits on Virgil's lap*

Virgil: Remus why do you keep-

Remus: *lifts Virgil's chin up and smiles*

Virgil: *stares at Remus blushing* Doing that...

Virgil: *eyeshadow turns purple*

Janus: *surprised and confused*

Remus: *gasps* OOH!

Virgil: *eyeshadow goes back to normal and snaps out of it* Huh? What?

Remus: No no no what was that!? Do it again!

Virgil: Do what again?

Remus: *spluttering Duke noises* The pretty, hot, and sexy purple eyeshadow thingy!?

Virgil: O-Oh t-that I really don't know how to

Janus: Well what did you feel when it happened?

Virgil: I don't know nervous? But like the good kind where you get butterflies from seeing or being around someone you like

Virgil: *blushes* I-I like seeing Remus' smile so I guess that's probably why it happened?

Remus: Oh you sexy son of a bitch c'mere!

Remus: *pulls Virgil by his jacket and kisses him on the lips*

Virgil: *kisses Remus back*

Both: *pull away catching their breaths*

Remus: *hugs Virgil and kisses his cheek* I love you

Virgil: *hugs Remus back, still blushing* I love you too Ree

Remus: Also me sitting on your lap and purposely making you flustered was my dare

Virgil: I figured

Remus: *cackles* Yup!

Remus: Wait a second I just realized something!

Virgil: What?

Remus: This means we really ARE officially eyeshadow husbands!