Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Embarrassing Stories

Remus: Jan you have two questions from Cassey_Fox

Janus: What is it?

Remus: It says Hey Janus, what's Virgil and Remus's most embarrassing moment from when ya'll were younger?

Janus: *smirking* Hmm Where do I begin?

Virgil: *laughs nervously* Janus you don't really have to-

Janus: *smirking* Should I start with you Virgil or Remus?

Virgil: I-I think you should start with Remus

Janus: I'm starting with you anyways

Janus: *smirking* So Virgil here used to have a magnificent and genius technique of putting on eyeliner 

Virgil: Janus don't-

Janus: He was too anxious to put the pencil near his eye, so he would always just color his fingertips with the eyeliner and smudge it on his eye 

Janus: And let's just say, this is why Remus does his makeup for him

Virgil: *cringes and blushes* Aaand there it is

Remus: To be fair Scare Bear, you could've just asked me to do it for you from the start

Virgil: *blushing* I know...

Janus: And now for Remus

Remus: *looks at Janus*

Janus: So Remus wanted to make the white strip in his hair whiter

Remus: Okay but-

Janus: So naturally I lied to him and told him that mayonnaise would help and you know what he does

Janus: Puts a jar full of mayonnaise in his hair 

Remus: In my defense- 

Janus: You still looked like an idiot doing it 

Janus: Next question

Remus: Alright it says Also, what's the stupidest thing Remus and Virgil did before they got together? (Like they did it because feelings- ew)

Janus: We're not gonna start with you Remus

Remus: Oh are you gonna tell them the-

Janus: Nope

Janus: So once upon a time, Remus assumed Virgil was actually attracted to Roman and not him

Remus: *slightly getting nervous* Aaand it is that story...

Janus: Remus got so desperate to the point where he actually TOOK a bath and smelled nice and ate actual food to impress Virgil, just to find out that Virgil was never attracted to Roman in the first place, resulting in him losing his dirtiness streak for nothing

Virgil: Wait you did all that for me because you thought I liked Roman?

Remus: *sighs* Yes...

Virgil: Okay first of all, bold of you to assume I'd ever in a million years be attracted to Princey, and secondly, you should've known right off the bat that I would be attracted to you from our shared interests

Remus: What can I say, the intrusive thot has intrusive thoughts

Janus: And now for Virgil

Virgil: *getting nervous* Oh boy

Janus: So Virgil made Remus one of those thick beaded bracelets right?

Janus: He goes to me and goes on a whole gay panic rant like this *clears his throat*

Janus: *in Virgil's voice* What if he hates it? What if he throws it away? What if this isn't his kind of thing?

Virgil: *cringes and buries his face in his hands*

Janus: So I calmed him down, told him to give it to Remus and he did

Janus: And Remus ended up loving it and Virgil was basically panicking over nothing

Remus: It's true and I never took it off! See!

Remus: *rolls up his sleeve to show a black and light green beaded bracelet*

Virgil: *takes his hands away from his face* You kept it?

Remus: *rolls his sleeve back down* Of course I did Scare Bear! No ones ever made me anything before, and besides you made it!

Virgil: *smiles* Aww

Janus: Gay