Remus: I got a dare from Bi_Boy_Bi
Remus: And it says Remus just pop up near Roman at random points in the day with a serious expression. Say and do nothing except throw a small spoon at him and whisper "the prophecy was true, save us spoon guardian" ominously and leave. Then repeat when ever you feel Roman's not prepared.
Remus: *cackles* Alright!
Remus: *sinks down to where Roman is*
Roman: *on the couch watching TV*
Roman: *notices Remus*
Remus: *stares at Roman*
Roman: *looks at Remus* What
Remus: *slowly takes out a small spoon still staring at Roman*
Remus: *throws spoon at Roman's face*
Roman: *gets hit in the face by small spoon* Ow! What the hell Remus!
Remus: *whispers in an ominous tone* The prophecy was true, save us spoon guardian
Remus: *backs out of the room slowly still staring at Roman*
Roman: *confused and slightly disturbed*
*Time Skip*
Roman: *opens refrigerator and sees Remus inside*
Remus: *throws small spoon at Roman's face*
Roman: *gets hit in the face by small spoon* Ow!
Remus: *whispers in an ominous tone* The prophecy was true, save us spoon guardian
Remus: *runs out of the refrigerator*
Roman: *frustrated groan*
*Time Skip*
Roman: *looks around his surroundings ready to strike with his katana*
Remus: *appears behind Roman*
Roman: *turns around still holding his katana*
Roman: Remus, I swear to the Dragon Witch herself if you throw one more spoon at me!
Remus: ...
Remus: *throws a bunch of small spoons at Roman*
Roman: *gets hit in the face with all the small spoons* Ow!
Remus: The prophecy was true, save us spoon guardian!
Remus: *runs away cackling*
Roman: *runs after Remus still holding his katana* Remus get back here!
Remus: *quickly sinks back down still cackling*
Remus: *cackling on the floor*
Janus: Well someone looks like they didn't have fun
Remus: *nods his head while still dying of laughter*
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y
