Virgil: Hey Jan I got a dare from Atlas_2
Janus: Yeah?
Virgil: And it says Dare for Virgil: Spend an entire day bonding with Remy to see how Remus will react.
Janus: Oh no
Virgil: Welp we'll see how this goes
*Time Skip*
Virgil: *phone rings*
Virgil: *picks it up* Hello?
Virgil: Oh hey Remy
Remus: *immediately looks up from what he's doing*
Virgil: *glances at Remus* What's that? You want to come over?
Remus: *violently shaking his head and mouthing "No"*
Virgil: Sure of course you can
Remus: *throws his hands up in the air and shakes his head*
Virgil: Alright see you later
Virgil: Bye
Virgil: *hangs up*
Remus: Scare Bear you mind telling me what in THE FUCK that was!?
Virgil: What? I dont see why-
Door Bell: *ding dong*
Remus: Don't answer it
Virgil: I'm answering it
Remus: *frustrated sigh*
Virgil: *goes to the door and opens it*
Remy: Hey bitches!
Remus: *glares at Remy*
Remy: *lowers his shades and sizes Remus* Remus
Remus: *gritting his teeth* Remy
Remy: Y'know I didn't appreciate you dumping my coffee all over me the other day
Remus: *looks at Virgil*
Virgil: *gives Remus a look and nods*
Remus: *sighs*
Remus: *holding in his anger and gritting his teeth* I'm sorry for dumping your coffee all over you
Remy: *checking his nails* And?
Remus: *glaring at Remy* And for flipping you off
Remy: *smiles and pats Remus' head* You're forgiven
Remus: *growls*
Virgil: *smiles*
Remy: So Virgil babe how've you been?
Remus: *about to strangle Remy from behind*
Remy: *turns around*
Remus: *immediately turns around looking and pointing at the ceiling*
Virgil: Oh I've been doing pretty good what about you?
Remy: I've been totes amazeballs and-
Remy: Oh! I almost forgot
Remy: *takes out a Chamomile Tea package and a Lavender Tea package from his satchel*
Remy: I got you Chamomile to help calm your nerves and Lavender because I remembered it was your favorite
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Ask and Dare The Dark Sides
HumorAsk or dare Janus, Virgil, or Remus Cover art credit: ghosttb0y