Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Haunted House Date

Remus: Alright we each got a dare from Fanders-And-Fandoms

Remus: The first dare is for you Virgil and it says Virgil: Start calling Janus mom

Virgil: *snorts* Alright

Virgil: Mom!

Janus: *in the distance* What!

Virgil: Can you come here for a second!

Janus: *walks in the room* What happened?

Virgil: Mom guess what

Janus: What?

Virgil: I love you

Janus: *long sighs* I love you too Virgil

Virgil: *laughs*

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: Alright the next one is for you Jan and it says Janus: Wine Mom Janus

Janus: Nope! I'm not doing it again

Remus: I mean technically either way you're already a wine mom Jan cause you have Monty

Janus: Nah nah nah Remus the difference between you and Monty is that he's not a little shit like you who drives me to drink alcohol

Remus: Ouch well damn Jan there was no need for all of that! 

Remus: Okay you know what? That's fair

Remus: Anyways the last dare is for me and it says Remus: Take Virgil on a date to a haunted house

Remus: *cackles* Alright c'mon Scare Bear!

Remus and Virgil: *sink down to a haunted house*

Remus: *looks around* OOH! Now this is what I call a haunted house!

Virgil: Yeah just don't touch anything alright Ree

Remus: I won't

Remus: *sees a suit of armor and pokes it* Hey bow down to your duke bitch!

Remus: *punches the suit of armor's helmet causing it to fall off*

Remus: *cackles*

Virgil: Remus stop don't touch anything this place is haunted!

Remus: I won't!

Remus: *sees something and gasps*  OOH! What's that?

Remus: *runs away*

Virgil: *runs after Remus* Remus wait up!

*Time Skip*

Remus and Virgil: *walking around holding hands*

Remus: *gets an idea*

Remus: *stops walking* Hold on Scare Bear I'll be right back

Virgil: Okay

Remus: *lets go of Virgil's hand and walks away*

*A Few Moments Later*

Remus: *still isn't back yet*

Virgil: *getting worried* Remus!

Virgil: Remus where are you?

Virgil: Re-

Remus: *scares Virgil from behind* Boo!

Virgil: *jumps and screams*

Virgil: *turns around and smacks Remus on his chest repeatedly* You fucking asshole don't do that!

Remus: *cackling* Sorry

Virgil: *crosses his arms* Did you seriously leave just to scare me?

Remus: *trying not to laugh* What? No

Virgil: *gives Remus a look*

Remus: *cackling and nodding his head* Yeah I did

Virgil: You know what just for that Remus your kissing and cuddling privileges have been revoked for a week

Remus: *immediately wraps his arms around Virgil's waist and pulls him close* No no no no baby please no I'm sorry I won't do it again I swear!

Remus: Um I'll clean the whole house whenever you want me to just please no!

Virgil: *thinks about it* Hmm

Virgil: *wraps his arms around Remus' neck* You're forgiven

Remus: *gasps* I knew you loved me!

Virgil: *playfully rolls his eye* Yeah yeah

Remus and Virgil: *start to makeout*

Ghost: Yo edgy homos what the hell are you doing here!?

Remus and Virgil: *pull away and look at the ghost*

Ghost: What ya never seen a ghost before!?

Virgil: Um who are you?

Ghost: The names Tony and you?

Virgil: I-It's Virgil

Virgil: *points to Remus* And this is Remus

Remus: *waves* Hello I was dared to take my fiancé here on a date!

Tony: Oh well can you two leave now I got people to scare and places to be ya know

Remus: Oh right sorry Tony

Tony: *shrugs* Eh it's alright you two seem pretty chill anyways so I'll let you both off the hook this time

Virgil: Oh uh thanks Tony

Tony: No problem now scram!

Remus and Virgil: *sink back down*

Janus: *not looking up from his magazine* So how'd it go?

Remus: Oh we met this greaser ghost named Tony and we're practically besties!

Janus: *still not looking up from his magazine* Oh

Janus: *realizes what Remus said and immediately puts his magazine down* Wait you did what now!?