Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

GF Marathon #2

Remus: Jan you have a dare from Rascal_gLitCh

Janus: Fantastic. What is it?

Remus: It says Dare for Janus: Go on that Gravity Falls marathon with Patton

Janus: *fake gasps* Let's see who gets to interrupt us today, will it be Virgil? The Boogie Man? Santa Claus? Ooh maybe it's-

Remus: Uh puh puh let me finish, it says Virgil and Remus instead of interrupting it go on your own date or just have some time alone together. I wanna see Janus happy!

 Janus: *looks at Remus skeptically* You're bullshitting

Remus: Nope

Janus: *still suspicious* Really? No scaring me afterwards?  Nothing?

Remus: Nope! They even stated that they wanted to see you happy!

Janus: Excuse me for one moment

Janus: *walks in his room and closes the door*

Janus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Janus: *comes out of his room*

Janus: Okay I'm not good *clears throat*

Remus: *cackles* 

Janus: I'm not gonna ask him right now *sinks down to where Patton*

Patton: *sees Janus* Hey Jan!

Janus: *holds both of Patton's hands*  Patton, I wasn't wondering if you would like to continue our Gravity Falls marathon?

Patton: *holding Janus' hands and blushing*  Yeah of course Jan!

Janus: *lets go of Patton's hands* Alright I won't be back quick

Patton: Alright

Janus: *sinks back down*

Janus: *summons his snake onesie on* 

Janus: Remus my rules still apply

Remus: Yeah yeah yeah I got it MOM

Janus: Good *sinks back down*

Virgil: *looks at Remus* YouTube?

Remus: Yeah

*Time Skip*

Janus and Patton:*cuddling under the blankets, wearing their onesies, and watching the episode "Soos and the Real Girl"*

TV: .GIFfany: The programmers tried to delete me. 

TV:*Screen shows various people working on computers, focusing on one in particular. An "X" appears on his computer and a word bubble reading "わかりません" ("wakarimasen"; "I don't understand"). He starts working harder and is about to delete the program but is shocked and dies*

TV: .GIFfany: So I had to delete them

TV: Soos: Wha-what did you do to them?

TV: .GIFfany:*Many .GIFfanys appear* That's not important. What's important is that you won't have to talk to real girls ever again. You and me can be together

TV: *All screens make up one, huge .GIFfany* The large .GIFfany's voice sounds echoic* Forever!

Patton: You know what I just noticed?

Janus: *looks at Patton* Hmm?

Patton: .GIFfany is basically like Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club

Janus: I can actually kind of see that

*Meanwhile with Remus and Virgil*

Both: *on the couch watching Youtube on the TV*

Remus: *getting the urge to interrupt Janus and Patton* 

Virgil: Remus, you alright?

Remus: Of course I am Scare Bear!

Virgil: *sighs* You want to interrupt them again don't you?

Remus: Psh What noooo

Virgil: *stern* Remus

Remus: Okay maybe but I promise I-

Virgil: *sits on Remus' lap* Remus no

Remus: But Virg-

Virgil: *pulls Remus' sash forward and kisses him on the lips*

Remus: *kisses Virgil back*

Virgil: *pulls away*

Remus: Nevermind I take it back *pulls Virgil back in another kiss*

*Another Time Skip*

Janus and Patton: *still cuddling under the blankets, wearing their onesies, and watching the episode "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls" (AKA The last episode)*

TV: Dipper: It's out there somewhere in the woods. Waiting...

TV: *shows Dipper opening a card revealing everyone's names in it and smiles*

TV: *shows the bus leaving and credits roll*

Janus: *turns off the TV*

Patton:  *still laying on Janus' chest* Thanks Janus

Janus: *holding Patton close* No problem Patton

Janus: *still holding Patton and blushes* Uh Patton, do you want me to stay?

Patton: *snuggles up closer, still laying on Janus' chest with his eyes close and nods* 

Janus: *still holding Patton* You sure?

Patton: Mhmm

Janus: *blushes* Alright

Patton: *still laying on Janus' chest with his eyes close* Good night Janus

Janus: *smiles* Good night Patton