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Remus: I got a question from JoffIsTheKing

Remus: And it says I still have plenty of random animal facts Remus, since you're an octopus, do you excrete ink when you're scared? If so, w h e r e t h e h e c k d o e s i t c o m e f r o m ?

Remus: To be honest I don't know if I do because I never really get scared 

Remus: But I'd assume it would either come out of my mouth or where it normally does for an octopus which is its an-

Janus: Okay, I don't think we get the point Remus!

Remus: *cackles*

Virgil: *has an idea*

Virgil: Oh yeah Remus I forgot to tell you that I cleaned your room and replaced all your deodorant with fruits and vegetables

Remus: *wide eyed*  You wha-

Remus: *ink comes out of his mouth*

Remus: *ink still slowly dripping out of his mouth* Hey I was right!

Janus: Wow

Virgil: I'm surprised that actually worked

Remus: *licks ink*

Remus: Mmm inky!

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