Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Vegetables

Remus: We have two dares from BlackDiamondKawaii

Remus: The first one is for you Jan and it says Januuuuuuss ~~~ Okay so, *Ahem* you get a day off and you get to chain Remus up (kinky~) and force feed him vegetables (sorry, Rem!)

Remus: *getting nervous* Uhh

Janus: *smirking* Gladly

Janus: *snaps his fingers*

Remus: *chained up on a wooden board*

Remus: Woah Jan dinner first

Janus: *smirking* If you say so

Janus: *summons vegetables*

Remus: *panicking and struggling to break free* No no no no no Jan please!

Janus:*walks slowly to Remus* What's that? "Jan PLEASE give me vegetables?" Of course Remus

Remus:*shaking his head and struggling to break free* Jan please I'm sorry I'm sorry please please please don't!

Remus: Virgil help me!

Virgil: Sorry Ree 

Remus: *whimpers*

Remus: *looks at Janus teary eyed and shaking his head* Janus please

Janus: *sighs* Fine I'll spare you

Remus: *looks at Janus with hopeful eyes* Really?

Janus: *smiles and shakes his head* No

Janus: *about to feed Remus broccoli*

Remus: *panicking* No no no Jan!

Janus: Here comes the airplane Choo! Choo!

Remus: That's not what an-

Janus: *shoves the broccoli in Remus' mouth* Yes it is

Remus: *chews and swallows the broccoli in disgust* Ick! You would think that broccoli would taste like an actual tree but it doesn't!

Janus: Now would you like some corn or green beans?

Remus: Neither!

Janus: You're getting both Vroooom!

Janus: *force feeds Remus*

Remus: *eats all the vegetables and gags* Jan please stop no more

Janus: I think for your final vegetable I will give you something we ALL love

Remus: *wide eyed and shaking his head* Janus no please don't say-

Janus: *summons carrots* CARROTS!!!

Remus: NOOOOOO!!

Janus: *laughs maniacally*

Janus: *force feeds Remus the carrots*

Remus: *sobbing as he eats the carrots in disgust*

Janus: Alright I don't think you've had enough

Janus: *snaps his fingers*

Remus: *no longer chained and runs to the trash can to make himself vomit*

Janus: *smirks*

Remus: *comes back in the room still a little teary eyed* Alright the last dare is for you Virgil...

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: It says (And Virgil sorry for my last dare!) Virgil so sorry but I'm gonna make you cringe at Thomas' vines.

Virgil: Oh god please no!

Remus: If I suffered you're suffering with me!

Remus: *plays Thomas' vines*

Thomas: *singing* Myyyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, WHOO, it's better than yours!

Virgil: *cringing* Stop no

Thomas: *singing* My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely laaaaaaady lumps OOH!

Virgil: *cringing* Make it stop please!

Thomas: Mom mom the cops are on the phone for you

Thomas' Mom: What the hay

*Never Gonna Give You Up plays*

Thomas' Mom: *starts dancing*

Virgil: *cringing*

Thomas: I'm gonna chop you up...

Remus: Oop 👀

Thomas: Soooooome fresh vegetables to help maintain your killer bod!

Remus: *jumps at the word vegetables*

Thomas: *laughs and throws potato in the air* Taters!

 Virgil: *cringing* Mm mm Nope that's it I can't take it anymore

Patton/Dad Character and Kids: *singing* 88 bottles of beer on the wall 88-

Patton/Dad Character: *sees spider*

Kids:  *singing*  Bottles of beer

Patton/Dad Character: *horrified*

Kids: *singing* Take one down 

Patton/Dad Character: *jumps out of the moving car*

Kids: *screaming* Dad!

Remus: *cackles*

Virgil and Janus: Wow

Remus: Oh so Patton can jump out of a moving car but Thomas CAN'T alright I see how it is Thomathy!