We come back to the same room after a day's break. Nothing has changed, just the interviewees. Now, let us invite our first interviewee of the day. (Also, this chapter may look weird as I try to ping u guys)
Interviewee 1: Baxia
Weedy Weeds: Hello, Baxia, please take a seat.
Baxia: Okie sure. Thank goodness I arrived on time, otherwise there won't be anymore seats to take!
Weedy Weeds: Uh, Baxia, I don't mean take the seat home, I mean, sit down on the chair.
Baxia: Ohhhh okay.
Weedy Weeds: Now, let's begin with a question from Prin_Ninie, ahem, "Have you already found love other than boulders and rocks?"
Baxia: Nope.
Weedy Weeds: Oh, well uh, that's direct.
Baxia: Okay.
Weedy Weeds: Next question by Mlbbwanwan17, "why are you so fat?"
Baxia: *Grabs meat around his belly* This stuff?
Weedy Weeds: Uh, yeah?
Baxia: I dunno. I guess it's a natural phenomenon?
Weedy Weeds: Okay... Anyways, next question, also from Mlbbwanwan17, "could you go on a diet?"
Baxia: What's a diet?
Weedy Weeds: A special course of food to which a person restricts themselves, either to lose weight or for medical reasons.
Baxia: Fibberygash.
Weedy Weeds: Uh...okay...
Baxia: Uh...anything else?
Weedy Weeds: Yep, of course. Here is the last question from Mlbbwanwan17 before we move on to what EnterUsername0 has to say. Ahem, "Could you weigh yourself?"
Baxia: I would if I could, besides, whichever weighing scale I set foot on, shall suffer a sufferable demise.
Weedy Weeds: Whoa, I thought that kind of English was too complex for your brain?
Baxia: Yeah, it is.
Weedy Weeds:
Baxia:
Weedy Weeds: Okay, last question, which really isn't a question. This is from EnterUsername0, "I know, no one is more trusty than your rocks and boulders."
Baxia: So true! How does she know so much about me?
Weedy Weeds: I have no idea how to answer that. And even if I did, I wouldn't. Now please, return to the fictional world and continue to be that door that we all know and love.
Baxia: Okay, byeee.
Weedy Weeds: Baiii.
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