Je sais pas si je vais continuer, et si je le fais ce sera sur mon deuxième recueil KL, mais ça m'a amusé :
Ugo : I accidentally indulged in too much 'Me Time'
Ugo : Turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.
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Namadia : You say 'please' and 'thank you' in front of your younger siblings all the time and they never repeat it.
Namadia : But when you say 'Fuck' ONCE-
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Sam : I was so angry at everything when I was 13, and I was right.
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Laurent : I fucked up.
Claude : We. We fucked up.
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Clémence, about l'île des bannis : We call that a traumatic event.
Clémence, turning to Clémentine : Not a 'bruh moment'
Clémence, turning to Candice : Not a 'major L'
Clémence, turning to Ugo : And definitely not an 'OOF lmao'
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Loïc : My middle name is Danger.
Jade, booping him on the nose : That's a lie, your middle name is cutie pie.
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Claude : You're the only woman I know who can actually take delicious lemonade and turn it into lemons.
Coumba : Sugar is bad for you.
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Teheiura : If you wake up much earlier than normal, you feel secret emotions.
Phil : One time I just woke up at 7am and stared at the sunrise for an hour. Don't know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot.
Laurent : If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them.
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